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Actually Victuuri

Victor: *videoing himself w/snap chat*

Victor: pssssst

Victor: don't tell my boyfriend

Victor: but I'm *whispers* gay

Yuuri: *stares at the camera like he's in the office*

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Part one

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"My brick. My house. My whole wide world." -Jenny Cavanaugh, Ghostly Echoes, by William M. Ritter

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Boy: hey girl can I get your number?

Me: sure

Me: *pulls out pen*

Me: *hastily scribbles something down*

Me: *sprints away*

Boy: ... This just says "The Lightning Thief by Rick Riordan"

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RFA Letter 1

Dear V,

Please go die in a hole.

Not-So-Sincerely, Yoosung

Dear Yoosung,

If it will make you happy.

-V

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MC: stop blaming everything on Jumin.

Zen: well I would if Jumin would stop ruining my life

MC: he's just existing.

Zen: exACTly.

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Zen: I hate you

Jumin: I hate you too.

Seven: *plays wedding bells in the distance*

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Zen: I'm gonna pick up the pieces, and build a lego house, if things go wrong we can knock it down.

MC: I'M going to fucking knock it down if you don't let me sleep.

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707: *gets down on one knee* yoosung... will you be my-

Yoosung: *gasps*, YES-

707: -player two?

Yoosung:

Yoosung:

Yoosung: I'm leaving you.

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707: psst

MC: *is asleep*

707: *louder* pssst

MC: *is asleep*

707: *sighs* I built a rocket to the space station...

MC: FUCKING WHAT

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Saeran: I feel like I can never hate you as much as you hate yourself.

Saeyoung: ding ding dinG WE HAVE A WINNER

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707: *sees dead person*

707: *whispers* take me with you

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Zen During Jumin's Route

Zen: I know I can treat you better

Zen: thaN HE CAN

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Mirror mirror

Zen: mirror mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of them all?

Mirror: you are young actor- is that Jumin Han? DAAYYUMN

Mirror: sorry m8, you just got REPLACED

Zen:

Zen: *breaks mirror*

*later*

MC: honey, why is our mirror broken? Why are you sobbing in the corner with no pants on?

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The Difference Between Yoosung and Seven's Routes

Yoosung's Route-

Yoosung: *is drinking a CapriSun*

Seven: *takes it* I love strawberry Kiwi!

Yoosung: seven! Noooooo! ;-; MC help me...

MC: seven, give it back!

Yoosung: YEAH

Seven's Route-

Yoosung: *is drinking a CapriSun*

Seven: *takes it* I love strawberry kiwi!

Yoosung: seven! Noooooo! ;-; MC help me...

MC: seven!

MC: lololol you better leave some for me

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I hate you.

Saeran: I hate you.

707: *le gasp*

707: we have something in common!!!

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Thrift Shop

707: I'm gonna pop some tags

707: only got 200 dollars in my pocket~

Zen: you have $200 in your pocket??!

707: yeah, to wipe my tears

Zen:

Zen:

Zen: #*@${^/