mystic-maxolotl
Mystic Maxolotl
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My name is Max. Established 1991. They/Them plz
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mystic-maxolotl · 2 years ago
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Hi. I’m never on here anymore. But uhhh...we’ve been married for 8 years and together for 11. Life is crazy. K bai! 
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So. This is how I’m currently feeling.  Because it was legitimately the best date ever. Even if we didn’t officially call it a date, no one can deny it was a date.  
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mystic-maxolotl · 3 years ago
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“Loyalty isn’t grey. It’s black and white. You’re either loyal completely, or not loyal at all. And people have to understand this. You can’t be loyal only when it serves you.”
— Sharnay
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mystic-maxolotl · 3 years ago
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crime documentaries and chill
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mystic-maxolotl · 3 years ago
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mystic-maxolotl · 3 years ago
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Jane Austen really said ‘I respect the “I can fix him” movement but that’s just not me. He’ll fix himself if knows what’s good for him’ and that’s why her works are still calling the shots today.
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mystic-maxolotl · 3 years ago
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Weddell Seal vocalizing while asleep
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mystic-maxolotl · 3 years ago
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mystic-maxolotl · 7 years ago
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IG: ayeeshabx
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mystic-maxolotl · 7 years ago
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mystic-maxolotl · 10 years ago
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Oh hey Tumblr.
I haven't been on here in...oh...I honestly don't know how long. 
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mystic-maxolotl · 10 years ago
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i hope the protests become so large in nyc that they fuck up the thanksgiving day parade 
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mystic-maxolotl · 10 years ago
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mystic-maxolotl · 10 years ago
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This miniature ecosystem has been thriving in an almost completely isolated state for more than forty years. It has been watered just once in that time. The original single spiderwort plant has grown and multiplied, putting out seedlings. As it has access to light, it continues to photosynthesize. The water builds up on the inside of the bottle and then rains back down on the plants in a miniature version of the water cycle.
As leaves die, they fall off and rot at the bottom producing the carbon dioxide and nutrients required for more plants to grow.
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mystic-maxolotl · 10 years ago
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mystic-maxolotl · 10 years ago
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Been waiting for this aaaallll year.
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mystic-maxolotl · 10 years ago
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