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This is how every house episode goes in my head

Wilson: She doesn’t want the surgery anymore.

House: WHAT??? Is she stupid? You can’t just “opt out” of lifesaving heart surgery!!

Wilson: She has the right to refuse treatment, House.

House: SHE’S SIXTEEN. She has the right to get pregnant at prom, doesn’t mean she should do it. And she wanted this an hour ago, which means you said something to her that made her change her decision.

Wilson: *big sigh and dropping his hands to his side* Well sometimes people have a change of heart.

*Thinking music, camera zooms in to House’s face, his eyebrows are furrowed*

House: ….Change of heart… *he curses under his breath and limps out*

*house, with patient, taking something that used to be preventing her from talking away from her, also that’s the thing keeping her alive*

House: have you ever had a heart transplant?

Cuddy: House? What are you doing? We would know if she had one.

House: I’m not TALKING to you, I’m talking to her. Now answer me, have you had a heart transplant.

She: *gasping for air for drama* N-no!

House, rolling his eyes: don’t LIE TO ME. You will DIE if you are lying to me.

She’s family member: she has never had a heart transplant!

*dramatic music, where house looks at she with expectancy*

House, tapping his cane: come on, we don’t have all day.

She, welling up with tears: I…I did… back when we visited *stereotypical black market transplant country*

House, sighing and filling the silence with glances around the room: The good news is, you don’t need exploratory open heart surgery.

She: whattttt

House: Bad news is, you’re rejecting your little mexican heart.

Cameron: House…it’s *another country*

House: *racial joke* start her on hemodeoxyquarterprocelinhyptophan and she’ll be fine by sunday. Just in time to make it to *callback to something she wanted at the beginning of the episode*

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One time during sex I asked my boyfriend to degrade me cuz I thought I’d be into it but in reality it just made me really sad so I asked him in a very sad voice to please stop.

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I bring a sort of boy band energy to the beach trip that my emo friends don’t quite appreciate.

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I’m not a very emotional man, but I’m crying right now because I’m so overwhelmed with this. My best friend and I are incredibly close, but we never really touch eachother. We like it that way because I’m autistic and get sensory overload when people touch me, and he just doesn’t like touching people. But recently while we were watching a movie he came and sat with me and just..cuddled up. And what’s usually a very uncomfortable and overwhelming experience for me was calm and comforting. Then today we’re laying together, I try to get up, and he pulls me back. I’ve never felt so wanted and cared about and safe and I think I’m in love with him.

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Sometimes when we’re in the car I tune out the music and listen to him sing.

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Me making my dog come with me to fill up my water because the kitchen is five nights at freddy’s and I might die

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Teehee xD Rawr *yiffs you*

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What’s the difference between a canonball and a fanonball?? I’m sorry I’m new here and see the same thing across all fanfics. What’s canonball like in the anime?

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Fuck zodiac signs, who’s your favourite Cullen?

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I unadjust my eyes to the dark, the blue light begins to fade as all I can see is darkness. Music plays through my earbuds, the only thing keeping me slightly connected to my physical body. My bubbly mood from the day begins to fade as I realize it wasn’t me being happy, it was just another mania. Everyone romanticises mental illness untill you can’t tell which emotions are real.

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I’m just very funny and people are just too dumb to understand my jokes.

Source: Am in band.

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Sometimes I think about the sheer amount of trauma I’ve gone through and think “How did I survive that” then I shrug my shoulders and go back to making serotonin at my own free will.

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Sometimes I misspell Johnny Depp as Johnny Depo so can someone please draw Johnny Depp as Home Depot or in the uniform and send it to me thank you