Agender Ao3 writer who writes series of connected oneshots instead of a full story because I can
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how non-writers think writing works: creating a detailed outline and plan, writing each section carefully and weaving in all the different story threads like a master creator, expertly creating a masterpiece with care and precision
how writing actually works: daydreaming that one scene, creating a half-formed plot in a daze all around it, swearing at characters that don't magic themselves into existence, becoming absolutely obsessed with the story for a solid week, it becomes your entire life, you sit down open a blank word document and write approximately two and a half chapters, lose interest, daydream an entirely new idea for a new story, rinse and repeat
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hey guys just here to say that the new online safety act in the uk has blocked the suicide hotline

this is extremely problematic for very obvious reasons and i have no idea what the fuck this country is fucking coming to
childline has also been restricted
if you're a uk citizen and still haven't signed the petition please do so
even if you're not a uk citizen please reblog to spread the word !!!!!
this isn't safety, it's censorship
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"i hate spamlikers" "spamlikers dni!" "spamlikers are so annoying" "spamliking = blocked" SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UUUPPP MAYBE I JUST LIKE YOUR POSTS
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Annabeth: We're going to be working with Magnus today. Sadie, who only half paid attention: Magnus? Didn't the Norse kill him? Percy: I'll ask. Percy, yelling: HEY MAGNUS DID YOU GET MURDERED? Magnus, from the other room: YEAH! Annabeth: See? Carter: That answered no questions. I have more questions now.
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Y’know those bare minimum or princess treatment videos that are popular rn?
Okay that- but with Bruce and his kids
And his kids just start getting increasingly more concerned when Bruce answers bare minimum for everything
The first time it’s funny, right- haha, Bruce, you fool, now I get to dunk your head in ice water because you think letting me fall asleep on top of you right before patrol knowingly to stop you from going out is bare minimum when in fact it’s princess treatment lol
But then it gets increasingly worrisome.
The kids abandon the list, naming more and more absurd things they’ve done, or have watched Bruce let them do and they start getting concerned
Because is there anything Bruce wouldn't give them?
Steph: me, cass, barbara, ivy, lois, selina, and harley are all getting our hair and nails done and I need your credit card. Bruce: of course, bare minimum, my girls get what they want. Dick: you’ll pay an all expenses trip for me and the entirety of Young Justice anywhere we want in the world for a whole month and I don’t have to tell you anything about what we do or where we are? Bruce: as long as you stay safe, chum, I know you trust them and that’s great! Bonding trips are always fun, money is no problem. Bare minimum. Tim: you’d give me the Manor and move out because it’s the first real home I’ve had? Bruce: bare minimum, of course sweetheart, my bags are packed, i can sign it over to you in a second, once we finish playing. Jason: letting me use you as a personal shield and then taking your blood because i have a flesh wound and need some more Bruce: *scoffs* of course! My cape is bullet proof and I will always shield you. My blood is your blood, we’re family. Bare minimum.
Listen, I ran out of really like desperate things they should ask him but you get the gist right?
Just Bruce giving himself up to them completely- all his money, his home, his gadgets, his lifeblood for them and calling it basic needs that he ought to give them just fucks with their brains a little and angst ensues or smth idk
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*if one of these options gets chosen there will be another poll
Also CrissCross is my MHA x BSD AU where Jouno and Dazai swapped placesdouxie
#wenrenjiang#dvawtk#yin hanjiang#wenren e#devil venerable also wants to know#bsd#jouzai#hua cheng#yan wushi#the tales and woes of transmigration#poll#tales of arcadia#bbc merlin#xie lian#bsd jouno#crisscross#wuyong trio au#mdzs#crossover#3 idiots#ballad of polis and alkaid#artemis fowl#batfam#gotham#douxie#merlin emrys#merlin bbc#bsd dazai#bsd atsushi#mha shigaraki
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Reblog if your art project has not, does not, and never will make use of generative ai at any point in your creative process.
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Actually it was because shes probably the sanest member but your thing works too
ADA Transfer Deal
Imagine this takes place where Fyodor was defeated with the powers of gayness and traumatized orphans
Mori: Fukuzawa I've come to take my new member!
Dazai spinning around: D i e
Mori: It's not you.
Dazai: Oh thank god
Yosano who was just healing someone: What's going on? *sees Mori* D i e.
Mori: I'm not picking you either.
Yosano: Great I'll go check on my patient I hope to never see you again.
Fukuzawa coming out of his office: So you've made your decision?
Mori: Yes! I want the smart one with glasses.
Kunikida dropping his pen: w h a t.
Mori: No the female one.
Kunikida: Oh thank go- WHAT!
Haruno: Me?!
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he asked for no pickles
AU where lz and nhs are childhood besties
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Toxic Marriage AU
AU where OG!Yin Hanjiang marries Jun Wu and they both end up killing the former pantheon of gods and establishing a new one.
However, they cannot stand each other. Unfortunately, they both need each other and have to remain married. Yin Hanjiang thinks Wenren E is dead and Jun Wu feels too betrayed by Mei Nianqing to go find him.
Baili Qingmiao is an unwilling spectator to this, having helped with overthrowing the former pantheon. She's worked out her differences with Yin Hanjiang somewhat. She basically is unable to fully access her primordial nature because of He Wenzhao's actions and is now just the goddess of disasters. Yin Hanjiang is both the Fire Master and the Heavenly Empress. Jun Wu is still the Heavenly Emperor.
Xianle still falls because it would have done so regardless but Jun Wu didn't have a hand in it because Yin Hanjiang stopped him. The BlackWater Arc never ends up happening because Yin Hanjiang just went and killed the Reverend of Empty Words and gained the Shi siblings' undying loyalty.
Wenren E also comes back as a calamity, powered by his love for Yin Hanjiang and his hatred towards Jun Wu. He didn't even need the Kiln. He basically become's Yin Hanjiang's most devoted believer, but never prays to him because he doesn't want Yin Hanjiang to know it's him.
This marriage might be dysfunctional but both of them strive not to let it affect how they treat the people around them (cough Jiang Parents cough cough). They do get along decently well sometimes.
Also this will end up with Werenjiang and Junmei romantically together since Yin Hanjiang makes Wenren E his concubine and Jun Wu does the same with Mei Nianqing.
#devil venerable also wants to know#dvawtk#yin hanjiang#wenren e#wenrenjiang#crossover#baili qingmiao#junmei#jun wu#YHJ is the OG IHateMyBf(Husband)#BQM threw HW into the blood hell#I know that the BQM part was random but she deserved to be evil as a treat#mei nianqing#I envision MNQ and YHJ having similar body types for some reason#Jun Wu joking: I put poison in your drink#Yin Hanjiang: *drinks faster*
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I have:
YHJ - Wolf
SYY - Fox
ZHQ - Raven
BQM - Songbird
HW - Trash
AMR - Turtle
AMM - Centipede
QCX - Fish
SCX - Rat
SH - Bat
CZQ - Snake
#dvawtk#devil venerable also wants to know#yin hanjiang#wenren e#shu yanyan#zhongli qian#baili qingmiao#shi congxin#qiu congxue#altar master miao#altar master ruan#su huai#he wenzhao#cen zhengqi
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inej would 100% be the one to propose to kaz. especially after having every life altering decision torn from her hands from the age of 14, after having corrupt men’s false notions of love forced onto her.
and kaz would have deserved to be proposed to, to be offered a real promise of safety and love and a person to run home to. to have it not be a hoax or a selfish con.
inej would use a ring that perfectly matched the crow’s head on kaz’s cane. fabrikated by the one and only jesper fahey.
inej would have rooted out the sleight of hand required to perform the trick of a ring appearing seemingly out of nowhere. she spent every minute of questioning and practicing and deceiving her own eyes in the mirror thinking of how kaz would’ve had to do this as a boy.
when it was time, inej would ask kaz if he fancied a magic trick. she’d do the trick and hold the ring out and offer a steady hand of truth with it. no con, not this time, not ever.
and for the first time since kaz was a boy, he would’ve felt captivated by the magic. the curiosity, the enthrallment, the itch to make the magic his own.
but the magic wasn’t in the trick. rather, it was in the girl before him. all infatuated brown eyes and warmth. all goodness and hope.
and so kaz let’s himself say yes, he lets himself feel like magic is more than deception.
and jesper? well jesper would take more than a firm glare from kaz to stop boasting to everyone they knew about how he fabrikated the ring.
inej would roll her eyes fondly, and kaz would never let him know that he’d never felt more like a brother to him.
and when he asks jesper to be his best man, he all but blows the roof off the slat.
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My name is Hanan Al-Salout, a Palestinian mother and children's counselor. I write to you today with a heart heavy with indescribable pain and sorrow, due to the loss and destruction my family has faced as a result of the war.💔😢
The relentless violence has taken everything from us our home, our livelihoods, and even the sense of safety we once had. I lost my job, and my husband He lost his job too is fighting with all his strength to keep our family standing amid unbearable suffering. 💔😓


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