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Man

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People are objectively funnier the later in the night it is.

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Garlic is delicious, and anyone who says otherwise was bought out by Big Vampire.

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I definitely didn't forget Briskets birthday, now way nuh-uh.

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in a stroke of art, my ap chemistry teacher accidentally sent our class a picture of her cat

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Me wanting to text and talk to my mutuals:

My social anxiety:

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Me wanting to text and talk to my mutuals:

My social anxiety:

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Me wanting to text and talk to my mutuals:

My social anxiety:

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straight men are on something else

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take me down to the honk shoo city where there’s pillows blankies and a few kitties

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i think you guys should hang out

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5 funky kong

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From The New Anecdota Americana, 1944

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vehicular manslaughter chappell roan be like you can hit a hundred boys with cars

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you know what really gets my goat?