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the clock scene is overhyped as hell and film bros ignore the importance of the apple scene bc they're afraid of the homoerotic undertones and i WILL die on this hill!

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EXPLOITATIVE PERFORMATIVE INFORMATIVE AND WE DONT KNOW THE HALF OF IT RHETORICAL DEPLORABLE HISTORICAL AND ALL ALONG WE CALLED IT NORMAL

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fandoms move on too quickly these days. im still here.

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Carson: The food is too hot, I can’t eat it.

Greta: You’re too hot and I still eat you.

Carson: *Blushes*

Greta: *Winks at her*

Lupe: One dinner. We just want ONE DINNER!

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The worst thing in the entire world is when you’re sweeping a big pile of dirt into a dustpan and it leaves that little coke line of grit behind. No matter how you position your pan or your broom and no matter how many times you sweep over it your outcome cannot change. As immovable as fate. I hate it so

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weirdcore is what we knew as "graphic design is my passion"

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owl lady 🦉

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Bruce: What movie should I pick for family night?

Steph: Goncharov.

The other batkids: *agreement sounds*

Bruce: Uh, okay. What's it about?

Tim: You never heard of Goncharov, B?? Is the best mafia movie of all times.

Duke: Wow, Mr. Wayne, Dick told me you loved mafia movies, but you don't even know Goncharov?

Bruce: I'm not a big movie fan or a Scorcese fan, I guess this one jusy slided me by.

Damian: T-T I'm disapointed with you father, you have to be a truly uncultured swinne to have never wached such a masterpiece as Goncharov 1973 directed by Matteo JWHJ0715 and Martin Scorcese.

Dick: *who is more of a little shit than people give him credit for* He should know it! We watched it on our early novie nights. You don't remember, B? *sad eyes*

Bruce: *who did sleep during most of his first family movie nights with Dick* I-I-I'm soo sorry, Dick. We can watch it again today? Make new memories?

Dick: I guess.

Jason: The fact you never watched it diminish the value of a critical discussion of certain aspects, like the religous symbolism of the market scene with the two forbiden fruits with Katya seing christianity in the apple while Sophia represented the paganism with the pomegranate, that can only be appreciated in a second view.

Cass: Finally someone is talking about the pomegranate and the apple.

Steph: Can we talk about Mario's glass motif and how it subverts expectations since normally broken glass represents loss but here is Mario's obcession, not seing the beauty in the fragments - or in the members of his mafioso empire- in a drive for the perfection and assumed superior quality of the whole - his trials to be like the tradicional criminal families going against change and his facistic suprass of individuality - to the point were when he finally fixes his broken glass vase to perfection his most trustworthy allies - namely Andrey and Joseph - have betrayed him in one way or another.

Bruce: *completly lost* This does sound like a great movie!

Barbara: It is one. And you would know that if you had some culture.

Dick: Honestly Bruce I can't belive you sleeped and missed such a perfect movie like Goncharov.

Alfred: *entering the living room* What's going on here?

Tim: B never saw Goncharov.

Alfred: *who has absolutly no idea what they are talking about* Really? Master Bruce, I thought I had teached you better than that! Goncharov is a mark of cinematography!

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“Watch out he’s got a knife”, porcelain, 2022

Stabby crabby immortalised on a porcelain pot.

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i need practical effects back on movies and cinema industry. idc if they're expensive, throw some of it there. I'm in desperate need of practical effects on this industry again and I'm not sorry. i love cgi, fr, but DAMN i need practical effects

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catradora for the sapphic set 🧡🤍💖

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HAYLEY WILLIAMS performing "Pool" @ Corona Capital 2022, Mexico City

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requested by disco-tea 

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started cleaning up the wikipedia article for goncharov because it is in extremely bad shape especially given how notable the movie is... going on 50 years old and a cult classic... unfortunately i haven't rewatched it yet and the plot description they have here doesn't make any sense, not to mention i am not super well versed in the releases or anything and i feel like i'm missing credits too??? but it was basically nothing when i started, almost like the movie didn't even exist

anyway please help me edit it or it's going to drive me nuts