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two-fingers-of-craig:

Crowley’s eyes were glued to the screen of his phone as he sauntered through the hallways of the bunker. His fingers danced across the screen, typing out a text to Sam, who had kindly reminded him  a few minutes prior to check on their adopted daughter. The young kitsune was often a handful with a propensity for getting herself into trouble. They loved her to bits, but they also knew leaving her unsupervised for long periods of time was never a good idea.

As he passed by the doorway into the kitchen, Crowley paused. Backtracking a few steps. he leaned in to see the very child in question standing precariously on a chair and a stack of books, trying desperately to reach something in the cupboard. “Emmy, love. What are you up to?” He called out to her and slipped his phone into his pocket.

Eventually, Emmy managed to just touch the corner of the box with her tiny fingers, her left leg stuck out to the side as if she were in a ballerina pose whilst reaching. She couldn’t quite get a hold on it yet, but she was so close! 

Just..a little...

The deep voice of her Papa made her jump a bit in surprise, and the chair under her wobbled. Quickly she managed to crouch down and steady herself, turning her head with her expression very much deer in the headlights. Grinning, she tried to pretend she was not just reaching for a very high box of cake mix.

“Hi papa!” she chirped, shifting to sit cross legged on the chair, hands on her ankles. “M’not doing anythin’!”

It's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake|| Closed RP

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Princess Bride themed restaurant. Waiters say “as you wish” after taking your order.

Finish the Fezzik in an hour, your meal is free.

Come in a wheelbarrow, your meal is 10% off.

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RP partner: *raises voice just enough to be heard* “do you want Angst?”

me: *at full volume* “I’M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR ANGST”

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brotherhood 101 with the baby archangel twins ♥

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So today at IHOP a white lady stepped in and insulted my mother for speaking Spanish. She told my mom to learn English Or get out of America.my mom does speak English with an accent though! I stepped in an didn’t let her do that. Please share!! This will not stop unless we step in. Latinos tenemos que hablar contra el RACISMO! Here’s the video of proof! Share!!!

https://www.facebook.com/carlossteven.vasquez.9?fref=ts

White people piss me tf off.

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everyone: you know what would be such a great idea uwu?? story where you see black and white until you meet your soul mate and then u can see in color and everything is perfect, your life is found!!

everyone: or how about you are half of a shape until you meet the love of your life and they complete you and now you can be happy!!

every movie: person is sad, but now, romantic love,

so many people: wow, i'm so glad i've found romantic love; i feel so sorry for everyone who hasn't found it /yet/!

so many people: sometimes i hate crushes but my life would be so boring and devoid of anything important without them!

so many people: see, true love is like friendship, but better,

everyone: we're /just/ friends

me: so i'm aromanti-

everyone: you'll find love someday, don't u worry,

me: constant aro screaming

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all you girls out there had that stage where you played online dress up games dont even lie

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some of my biggest insecurities only became insecurities after my mother pointed them out to me and turned my characteristics into flaws. parents, fucking watch what you say to your kids. 

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Everybody* Is Beautiful

*Some exclusions apply

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do you ever look at people’s urls and whisper “you don’t deserve it.”

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this is the best thing thats happened to me in a chatroom

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how boybands reach fame: okay singing. at least 2 must have kind of cute faces. maybe some instruments.

how girlbands reach fame: perfect voices, choreography, wardrobe, makeup, personalities. and even if they get all that right they still won't be as famous as most boybands because they're too 'slutty' or 'bitchy' or one of them's a little curvier or not as intelligent or not as good of a dancer. but who needs feminism am I right. :)

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Why do dirty hippies act like John Lennon was a saint

He physically abused both his wives, emotionally abused his son, was openly homophobic and antisemetic, was controlling and misogynist, he literally made yoko ono write a list of all the men she’d been with and shamed her for it, was openly racist, wrote a song called “woman is the n-word of the world” (except actually used the slur) and never actually did any activist work, just posed with whatever groups and signs were counter-culture for the media, stated that the idea of disabled people touching him made him sick, used to pretend to be intellectually disabled on stage as a joke, and probably tons more shit that was never documented

Stop worshipping john lennon. The Beatles are mediocre and he was a horrifying human being