Eilidh, 18, stupid British accent, most patronising asshole you will ever meet. My mum won't let me be punk rock :( This bloody band has me obsessed, I write stuff (always taking requests). Snapchat :: eilidh.swanston /// Kik :: n1njaturtls
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Marvel: No we can't give you a female led movie yet, audiences aren't ready for it, yes we know basically half our audience is female, but listen, have more Tony Stark
DC, strumming a guitar to a familiar Oasis rhythm: Anyway, here's Wonder Woman
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this is the most riveting thing i’ve ever experienced
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Michael: #1 You’re Calum’s sister but Michael like’s you #2 He tries to prank you but it backfires #3 He tries to prank you but it backfires - his POV #4 He tries to prank you but it backfires - continued with smut
Calum: #1 You’re friends with the boys but Calum likes you *smut* #2 He drunkenly admits he loves you and you confront him
Luke: #1 You’re Calum’s sister but Luke likes you [part1] You’re Calum’s sister but Luke likes you [part2] You’re Calum’s sister but Luke likes you [part3] #2 Three months clean #3 You’re drunk and admit you love him [part1] You’re drunk and admit you love him [part2] You’re drunk and admit you love him [part3] *smut* #4 You can’t sleep *smut* #5 Rough Nerdy Fraboy *smut* #6 Bad Boy au
Ashton: #1 The boys tease you and he defends you [part1] The boys tease you and he defends you [part2] #2 You’re drunk and he’s mad at you *smut* #3 He cuts your hair
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#1 He admits he likes you by accident [part1] He admits he likes you by accident [part2] #2 She Looks So Perfect [song preference] #3 You turn him on at a bad time #4 How he kisses you [visual] #5 How you deal with hate on twitter #6 You’re dating a member but another band member is in love with you #7 How he holds you [visual #8 Your poor and he finds out #9 What the fans think of you #10 He’s scared you’ll leave him #11 He realises he’s in love with you #12 You tweet defending the boys #13 You upset him [part1] You upset him [part2] #14 He’s jealous #15 You break up [part1] You break up [part2] #16 Shower [song preference]
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my type of guy is v funny, overly kind, tall, a little dumb, and brown eyed
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*lifts weights so i can carry bigger dogs*
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anyone up for joe johnson performing a slice of nessun dorma? x
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I asked Joe Johnson on Twitter if he had any advice when I got my new skates and he told me to go make history. 🙏🏻 Bless this man.
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