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i’ve started playing kingdoms of amalur and i have so many emotions about my player character.

what do you mean he was brought back to life but with no memory of who he ever was before this. what do you mean he has known nothing but violence and running for as long as he remembers (which is only six days). what do you mean the only person in this world who gets to choose their own fate, who has no idea what their future holds, is the same one who doesn’t know their past either.

don’t talk to me. stop sending me on quests i was born YESTERDAY. give me time.

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me: hey, i’m gonna search for this specific thing

youtube: ok. here’s a few videos about that

me: cool, but this isn’t what i’m looking for just yet. can you show me more?

youtube: yeah! here’s some recommendations based on what you’ve watched.

me: that’s really sweet of you, but i’m looking for videos about this specific thing right now.

youtube: ok ok, i understand you. wanna watch some related videos that you’ve watched already?

me: no thank you. i just really need to know about this specific thing.

youtube: mhm, mhm. how about more stuff like this totally unrelated thing that you watched a week ago?

me: actually! i don’t need to watch anything right now.

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I just think that if I were vibing in a badly lit tavern holding a cool sword with runes on it right now everything would be okay.

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I finally finished a big wood burning piece I've been working on for a few days!

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google history “how to find high fantasy media that isn’t racist” “how to find fantasy video game that isn’t racist” “how to know if a fantasy book is racist before spending $20 on it” “how to-

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frodo baggins. you agree. reblog.

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hey. dont cry. 10,000 transgender dragons in your tumblr feed ok?

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Helix Nebula

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I’m not saying that having fags would actually resolve 98% of my problem, but that’s exactly what I’m saying

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cringe culture is dead and i killed it with my little paws =^-^=

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my tail is wagging btw. if you even care

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born to meow forced to have sentient thoughts

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i love you moss i love you lichen i love you mushrooms i love you grass i love you trees i love you shrubs i love you forests

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reblog if you're a fucked up creature 👍🏾

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sorry for biting you as affection it will happen again

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This image represents Saturn as it appeared on 2019 June 20th. Five of its moons are visible: Enceladus, Epimetheus, Mimas, Tethys, and Janus.

Credit: Judy Schmidt

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Meteors Strike Through Orion