highmarshall-azure
highmarshall-azure
not a part time cryptid
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highmarshall-azure · 2 days ago
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This is the most convincing tumblr ad I've had in a long long time
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highmarshall-azure · 2 days ago
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Once you've been on tumblr for long enough, you'd be immune to culture shock for being isekai'd. There's no fantasy world bizarre enough that you'd really be surprised by anything, it's just "oh that's how you do things around here". You could get whisked away to the Land of Oz and see nothing you couldn't shrug off. You're already used to the concpt that anything you say might prompt the sudden appearance of a living, talking straw man who shows up out of nowhere to sing you a song about how they don't have a brain.
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highmarshall-azure · 2 days ago
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taylor heberts two beautiful aromantic girlfriends send poast
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highmarshall-azure · 2 days ago
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ao3 what the fuck do u mean theres only 25 wolfspider fics. are you insane. are people just not writing wolfspider because its so canon theres mothing else to say about it???
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highmarshall-azure · 2 days ago
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the wolfspider kiss is like a one bed scene except there's a pull out couch that neither character thinks to use instead and then the author says it's not gay
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highmarshall-azure · 2 days ago
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lisa felt the need to request no tongue bc her shard told her exactly what taylor did to that poor girl
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highmarshall-azure · 2 days ago
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taylor, girl,
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highmarshall-azure · 2 days ago
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I just read all of Worm in like a month and I kept frantically reaching for the next chapter thinking surely, SURELY this is the one where the tension between Taylor and Rachel reaches a breaking point and they fuck messy style while some unspeakable calamity happens around them. And it just. never happens. (the fucking I mean, the calamities keep happening a bunch)
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highmarshall-azure · 2 days ago
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Completely heterosexual interaction.
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highmarshall-azure · 2 days ago
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Possibly even a gooper 15
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highmarshall-azure · 3 days ago
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oh worm
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highmarshall-azure · 3 days ago
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Yo, correct me if I am wrong please, but didn't Hitler rise to power because he promised to fix the German economy and people really liked that so they looked past everything else he was doing??? Like exactly what's happening in America right now???
So many people said they voted for Trump, put a truly evil person in power, because he said he'd fix the economy, and a little voice in my head is going, "Isn't that what happened with fucking Hitler??"
But I've seen no one point that out so maybe I'm miss remembering???????
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highmarshall-azure · 5 days ago
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highmarshall-azure · 5 days ago
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you could be the smartest person in the world but that doesn’t mean anything if you don’t have a yaoi soul
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highmarshall-azure · 5 days ago
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scared to ask the librarian about this poster...
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highmarshall-azure · 6 days ago
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That post about death note being "everyone's first anime" (untrue statement) made me curious and now I want to gather data for science
Can you reblog this and tell me where are you from and what was your starter anime?
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highmarshall-azure · 6 days ago
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It should've been me fr
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