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aha aha

Fun date idea:

Just cancel the date. Just do it just fuckin dont go.

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INTP's First Day As a Barista

INTP: She just ordered a blueberry soda..? Do we even have those?

ENFP: Ummm, there's a machine that can make soft drinks, but people rarely ask for them... so this will be my first time doing this. I guess you can watch me do it...

INTP: o_o

ENFP: *messes up machine*

INTP: *fixes machine*

ENFP: *carbonated water overflows cup*

INTP: *pours the carbonated water correctly*

ENFP: ...

ENFP: Have people told you you're smart before?

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End of a Day

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I MISTYPED ONE OF MY FRIENDS AS INTP BUT THEY WERE ACTUALLY INTJ MY LIFE IS A LIE AAAAAAAA So basically, go through like half of my previous posts and substitute in “INTJ”

i seriously didnt realise i was this bad at typing ._.;

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Hidden Meaning

INFP: *sends a black image to gc* INTP: ? ENTJ: All I see is darkness. INTP: Is that the message lol ENTJ: INFP always gotta be deep and poetic like that INFP: No lol. I opened my new phone and there were like 9 black pictures on there. But then when I zoom in and out, it flashes the image for a sec.  ENTJ: Ahhh, new phone glitches  INTP: Or pocket pics

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Fe aspirational sucks

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haha what if i was actually infj

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seems like im always waiting nowadays

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Hmmm. So it turns out that my dad is actually ENFP...

His Te-child really likes taking charge so I assumed he was outcome focused rather than progression focused. In hindsight, it is obvious that he is not direct and is a Te user rather than an Fe user.

My Family’s MBTI Types

Mom: ESTJ

Dad: ENFJ

Sister: INFJ

Me: INTP

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Meticulously Lazy

INTP: *using knife and fork to eat chicken wings*

INFJ: Ya know, I’ve never seen you pick it up with your hands. You’re really good with eating utensils. Even chopsticks.

INTP: Uh, is that weird? o.o

INTJ: Kinda, but why do you go through the extra work? lol

INTP: ‘Cause I don’t wanna wash my hands afterwards (:

INFJ: ...

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New Language

INTP: That’s it. I’m done. It’s over.��

ENFP: Aw what happened? 🥺

INTP: I cannot fit anymore Hmong into my head. I’ve done all my allotted thinking for today. Nothing new can enter my brain.

ENFP: Wait, you started learning Hmong?? I thought you were learning Cantonese...

INTP: Yeah, but I decided I needed to add it for  c l o u t .  Also, why are there 56 possible consonant beginnings?

ENFP: Do I look like I speak it? XD. My parents are probably disappointed ._.;

INTP: It’s okay. I can just teach you when I’m done :^)

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The Types as Common English Idioms

ENFP: Bite off more than they can chew.

ENFJ: Actions speak louder than words.

INFP: Being all ears.

INFJ: To every cloud there is a silver lining.

ENTP: Putting the cat among the pigeons.

ENTJ: To kill two birds with one stone.

INTP: Method to the madness.

INTJ: The cold shoulder.

ESFP: To have a blast.

ESFJ: To spill the beans.

ISFP: A bed of roses.

ISFJ: The ace in the hole.

ESTP: To piss in one’s cornflakes.

ESTJ: Holding the cards.

ISTP: Hitting the road.

ISTJ: Burning the midnight oil.

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Microeconomics

ENTP: I wanna host a birthday party somewhere ‘cause y’all’ve been such amazing friends. What is a cost minimizing, profit maximizing location to spend with my boys?

INTP: You don’t need money for a sleepover.

ENTP: But I wanna treat you guys to some great food :(

INTP: Getting pizza at 11pm is more fun than sitting in a restaurant. 

INFP: Pizza is enough for da homies. It’s about us hanging out.

ENTJ: So, when is the sleepover? 

ENTP: :)

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ESTP “Introvert”

INTP: Hey INFJ, you need to learn how to fake social skills. I can’t keep ordering food for you whenever we go out together.

INFJ: Of course you can. That’s why you still do it. Plus I just hate talking to people. 

ESTP: Bruh, I hate talking to people. People think I’m social but I’m really not.

INFJ: Huh? You, asocial?

ESTP: Yeah, I’m just loud as fuck. I don’t actually talk to anyone. 

INTP: ...

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okay, there, enjoy