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Apps: 13gb
Music: 40gb
Games: 8gb
Pictures of Sonic the Hedgehog characters: 533gb
System: 16gb
someone who is good at data manager please help me budget this. my phone is melting
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Pokémon fans are literally the funniest people in the universe.





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Me when I see a free beautiful freshly baked pie that coincidentally has been left under a box propped up with a stick
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No I'm pretty sure my sudden deep depression and suicidal ideation has no connection to the copious alcohol I've been drinking
I'm pretty sure the culprit is ghouls or perhaps the mischievous fae
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Man I need more gay friends
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They should make a video game
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Your honor despite wanting to fuck sonic the hedgehog characters my client is still a better man than the president
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I am cursed by my own foolish choices
Been rewatching Tim & Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! and wicked memories have flooded back to me
When I was twevle or thirteeen I was really into an old webcomic made by a weird libertarian furry porn artist but for whatever reason I decided to listen to the soundtrack to Awesome Show while I was reading through it so now alot of the music from it has a profound emotional effect on me so I'm like weirdly melancholy while watching one of the stupidest sketch comedy shows ever made
I legit get teary-eyed from the Tim & Eric song "Come Over"
#honestly as an adult I look back and can see all the many many flaws of that weird furry porn webcomic#but it really had an effect on me as a kid in a good way (against ALL fuckin odds) and still holds a special place in my heart#while I have you (whoever reads this fuckin shit) here there was a webcomic I used to read as a kid that I've tried finding so many times#but I just can't find any trace of it I think it was part of hiveworks back in like 08 or 09 but couldn't find it there either#it was in like a post apocalyptic world where people lived in domes in the wasteland#and the main character was like a mutant or an alien or something and he was like a teen mutant redhead twink with a tail#thats all I can remember leave a comment on my webzone if you know what I'm talking about#fuck remember zombie hunters? that was a pretty good webcomic I think#god I read soooooo many webcomics there was one about an amnesiac blond girl hunting ghost I remember liking#there wS one called like jack of all trades or something about am adventuing party with a classic like dumbo main character it was ugly#but funny ha haa uuuuuh what else OH SHIT bittersweet candybowl was a big one for me back in da day#I fucking hated the main character he was an asshole to main girl but she was classic bitch-because-she-love-him-secret style character#what else ummmmm paranatural was a really good one I gotta catch back up with that one so many I read straight up dont exist no more#im fuckikng slolshed fyiiiiiiiiiiiii#webcomics#alcohol#ism#i don't have a problem yet but I'm workin on it dont you worry babe#tim and eric
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WISH SONIC WAS MY FRIEND
HE WOULD NEVER LET ME DOWN
WISH SONIC WAS MY FRIEND
HE WOULD NEVER MAKE ME FROWN
*fortnite orange justice gif*
SAD AND LONELY
NO FRIEND NO BODY
JUST WANT TO GAME
WITH A FRAYND
(don't got none)
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I DRINK BEER
TO HOLD BACK TEER
GONNA KILL MYSELF
WITH A BIG ROCK
*fortnite orange justice gif*
SAD AND LONELY
NO FRIEND NO BODY
JUST WANT TO GAME
WITH A FRAYND
(don't got none)
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