mybigcups
JC DUMBTON
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mybigcups · 2 months ago
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Your honor despite wanting to fuck sonic the hedgehog characters my client is still a better man than the president
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mybigcups · 2 months ago
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I am cursed by my own foolish choices
Been rewatching Tim & Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! and wicked memories have flooded back to me
When I was twevle or thirteeen I was really into an old webcomic made by a weird libertarian furry porn artist but for whatever reason I decided to listen to the soundtrack to Awesome Show while I was reading through it so now alot of the music from it has a profound emotional effect on me so I'm like weirdly melancholy while watching one of the stupidest sketch comedy shows ever made
I legit get teary-eyed from the Tim & Eric song "Come Over"
#honestly as an adult I look back and can see all the many many flaws of that weird furry porn webcomic#but it really had an effect on me as a kid in a good way (against ALL fuckin odds) and still holds a special place in my heart#while I have you (whoever reads this fuckin shit) here there was a webcomic I used to read as a kid that I've tried finding so many times#but I just can't find any trace of it I think it was part of hiveworks back in like 08 or 09 but couldn't find it there either#it was in like a post apocalyptic world where people lived in domes in the wasteland#and the main character was like a mutant or an alien or something and he was like a teen mutant redhead twink with a tail#thats all I can remember leave a comment on my webzone if you know what I'm talking about#fuck remember zombie hunters? that was a pretty good webcomic I think#god I read soooooo many webcomics there was one about an amnesiac blond girl hunting ghost I remember liking#there wS one called like jack of all trades or something about am adventuing party with a classic like dumbo main character it was ugly#but funny ha haa uuuuuh what else OH SHIT bittersweet candybowl was a big one for me back in da day#I fucking hated the main character he was an asshole to main girl but she was classic bitch-because-she-love-him-secret style character#what else ummmmm paranatural was a really good one I gotta catch back up with that one so many I read straight up dont exist no more#im fuckikng slolshed fyiiiiiiiiiiiii#webcomics#alcohol#ism#i don't have a problem yet but I'm workin on it dont you worry babe#tim and eric
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mybigcups · 2 months ago
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Boy i'am fucken sloshed
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mybigcups · 5 months ago
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WISH SONIC WAS MY FRIEND
HE WOULD NEVER LET ME DOWN
WISH SONIC WAS MY FRIEND
HE WOULD NEVER MAKE ME FROWN
*fortnite orange justice gif*
SAD AND LONELY
NO FRIEND NO BODY
JUST WANT TO GAME
WITH A FRAYND
(don't got none)
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mybigcups · 5 months ago
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I DRINK BEER
TO HOLD BACK TEER
GONNA KILL MYSELF
WITH A BIG ROCK
*fortnite orange justice gif*
SAD AND LONELY
NO FRIEND NO BODY
JUST WANT TO GAME
WITH A FRAYND
(don't got none)
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mybigcups · 5 months ago
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*fortnite orange justice gif*
SAD AND LONELY
NO FRIEND NO BODY
JUST WANT TO GAME
WITH A FRAYND
(don't got none)
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mybigcups · 5 months ago
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I will kill Yuji Naka in ritual combat and I will become the Sonic Man
Contract FromSoft to remake Sonic & The Black Knight as a soulslike
Get Ryu Ga Gotoku to make a Knuckles game Yakuza 0 style
Shadow the Hedgehog remake Max Payne style
Remake Sonic Unleashed to run at more than 12fps
WarioWare style game where Surge does petty pranks and wacky antics trying to sabotage the Sonic gang
Babylon Rouges game in the style of Thief Gold
Cream & Vanilla Cooking Mama clone
5+ sequals to The Murder of Sonic the Hedgehog
"Blaze the Cat Sets the White House on Fire"
Puzzle Agent/Professor Layton and Pheonix Wright had a baby and its about the Chaotix
Uhhhhhhhh Big the Cat's Mobius Grand Fishing Tournament 2003? Sure
Dr. Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine DX ULTRA BEANPOCOLYPSE REQUIEM EDITION HD
Chao Garden: the Game
Do you see the way my mind works
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