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enough with the "who haunts the narrative?" olympics. let's talk about who doesn't haunt the narrrative. jon arryn's death kickstarts the entire plot and STILL no one gaf

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Grand northern masquerade

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My will is stronger, but Nedbert Yaoi is even stronger

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do you think glidus and altshiftx have ever explored each others bodies

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its good that ramsay thought to send multiple letters written in the blood of ironborn with a strip of theon’s skin enclosed to the iron islands because if hed just sent one to the king of the isles euron would have said lol ^_^ fed the theon skin to a warlock and immediately forgotten about it

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war of five kings if joffrey and robb had pov chapters

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littlefinger being constantly able to find money and succeed business but not being respected bc he has no real lordship is so funny. born too early to be a venture capitalist

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remember when i said that theon greyjoy was westerosi ethel cain and then they put me in witness protection

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grrm should've feed us with more joff and myrcella beef

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imagine if disabled characters got actual care and thought put into them by the fandom instead of just being the butt of every joke

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criston terrible at the royal guard job he held for his entire life but luckily it gave him access to other roles that suited him much better namely 1. really mean middle school gym coach who obviously plays favourites 2. pig cop 3. gigolo

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tyrion jorah and victarion in meereen about to create a generationally bad podcast

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Victarion Greyjoy moodboard or something idfk

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queen never cry

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Alright I can’t find that fuckin post about how Sansa should marry Sam canon endgame bc they deserve each other and I couldn’t stop thinking about how good Sam would treat sansa and how safe she would feel with his big arms wrapped around her, safe tucked against his chest :,) they would be so sweet.

if that post is still out there here is a quick sketch I couldn’t get out of my brain

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every time someone makes a post about catelyn being the downfall of house stark george deletes another chapter of twow