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claw machine by sloppy jane ft phoebe bridgers is so rhaenycent coded it’s not funny

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sun bleached files

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conferring with my straight dude gamer oomfie who is reading acok for the first time tell me why he looked at me and said why does EVERY character have to be gay to you can a straight guy not get a little fruity with it. about renly baratheon.

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meera reed should also have green hair and pronouns idk why wylla got both in the divorce

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the fact that there’s a canon rumour about jaime having a threesome with brienne and catelyn and the last known thing about him in adwd is that he ran off with brienne……….ok

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i’m gonna hold your hand when i say this…… many many people did tune into the current goings on of house baratheon…. it’s in a series called “a song of ice and fire”

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Gaemon Palehair, once a child, a whipping boy, a servant, a king💙

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honestly, i don't blame anyone for not making the connection between rhaegar targaryen and jon snow. they are such different guys to me. you could organically stumble upon rhaegar playing a silver harp in a clearing in the woods, silently weeping into the flowing waters of a crystalline stream. jon is the teenage manager of a fast food chain who sometimes shows up to work dripping wet because he doesn't own an umbrella.

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we always talk about lyanna/arya parallels but what about the lyanna/sansa parallels. What about the girl who believed in true knights so much she needed to become one. What about the girl who ran away for true love only for it to cause the death and destruction of everyone around her. What about lying destroyed at the feet of prophecy and songs and stories. What about having your girlhood taken away because you were a stupid little girl who didn’t know any better.

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larys phantom does blow up the red keep opera house though btw

anyways phantom of the opera au with the greenies, alicent is christine obv with criston/raoul paramour. larys is in the walls but instead of offering alicent singing lessons he just gives her savy political advice.

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anyways worst house words separated by geographical region tourney is going live tomorrow

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something something religious guilt something something lesbian something something

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From larys to aemond to gregor... How much do you love your brother and how much does he burn?

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anyways phantom of the opera au with the greenies, alicent is christine obv with criston/raoul paramour. larys is in the walls but instead of offering alicent singing lessons he just gives her savy political advice.