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jon snow at politics: Sam my close personal friend Sam who would die for me just rigged the nights watch lord commander election for me because he is charismatic and good at talking to various different oppositional factions of the watch to get them to support me which is the only reason I have the power I do. What should I do with an ally that has that skillset? Exile him to wizard school against his will on the other end of the continent by himself for multiple years🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️I should only allow my enemies who want to kill me near me☝️

jon snow at municipal loan negotiation for some goddamn reason:

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all the starklings have parallels to lyanna but bran's is the less mentioned one: their love and desire to be a knight and their position/disability in society frustrating this dream

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me: hey

daemon targaryen pinterest faceclaim:

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duncan the tall dating pool

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daemon: ten years and u never once asked me to be your hand!!!!!!!!!!!!!

viserys: ok name one policy idea from the top of ur head rn

daemon:

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cersei to brienne in twow

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Sansa Stark in Turkmenistan jewellery

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This is what Rickon looked like when Ned said that he was too old to be afraid of horse-sized mythical wolves btw

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Renly is like if Cersei and Robert had a child (handsome, well dressed, delusions of grandeur)

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enough with the "who haunts the narrative?" olympics. let's talk about who doesn't haunt the narrrative. jon arryn's death kickstarts the entire plot and STILL no one gaf

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Grand northern masquerade

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My will is stronger, but Nedbert Yaoi is even stronger

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do you think glidus and altshiftx have ever explored each others bodies

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its good that ramsay thought to send multiple letters written in the blood of ironborn with a strip of theon’s skin enclosed to the iron islands because if hed just sent one to the king of the isles euron would have said lol ^_^ fed the theon skin to a warlock and immediately forgotten about it