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littlefinger being constantly able to find money and succeed business but not being respected bc he has no real lordship is so funny. born too early to be a venture capitalist
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remember when i said that theon greyjoy was westerosi ethel cain and then they put me in witness protection
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grrm should've feed us with more joff and myrcella beef
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imagine if disabled characters got actual care and thought put into them by the fandom instead of just being the butt of every joke
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criston terrible at the royal guard job he held for his entire life but luckily it gave him access to other roles that suited him much better namely 1. really mean middle school gym coach who obviously plays favourites 2. pig cop 3. gigolo
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tyrion jorah and victarion in meereen about to create a generationally bad podcast
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Alright I can’t find that fuckin post about how Sansa should marry Sam canon endgame bc they deserve each other and I couldn’t stop thinking about how good Sam would treat sansa and how safe she would feel with his big arms wrapped around her, safe tucked against his chest :,) they would be so sweet.
if that post is still out there here is a quick sketch I couldn’t get out of my brain
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every time someone makes a post about catelyn being the downfall of house stark george deletes another chapter of twow
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🧔🏻♂️ gr8jon-um6er
idk about this robb kid…I know he’s ned’s son but he seems a little green 🤨🤨🤨
🔁🧔🏻♂️ gr8jon-um6er
LOL NEVER MIND HIS FUCKING DIREWOLF BIT OFF TWO OF MY FINGERS 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪 LMFAOOOO LOVE THIS KID 🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺
#king in the north
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ngl my fav part of got was when jaime was like “oh u r chaining me up and dragging me along with u from camp to camp. what are you fucking gay? do u want to fuck me?” to robb
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clash theon would’ve finger banged barbrey dustin in those crypts, that’s how i knew my boy was crushed
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Is there a single person on this website that can genuinely tell me why lucerys/aemond is so popular
#ofc the obvious answer is to fujo out over Ewan Mitchell but it can’t only be that#but it can’t just be that [i hope it’s not just that{#asoiaf#hotd#stoned thoughts#aemond targaryen#lucerys velaryon
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#top 2 losers (highest vote count) go onto finals#this contains top losers from the riverlands north vale and the reach#riverlands gets extra representation bc there was a three way tie for 2nd place so I discounted my vote and just put the other 2 here#if yall vote royce AGAIN im actually coming for u know that#asoiaf#worst words tourney
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