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Iceman: There's no way that Mav actually likes me.
Goose: Au contraire, Maverick would literally throw himself in front of a moving car for you.
Iceman: Goose, Maverick would throw himself in front of a moving car for fun.
#maverick is an idiot#but ice may just be that dense about some things#incorrect top gun quotes#pete maverick mitchell#tom iceman kazansky#incorrect quote generator#top gun
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Iceman: This is such a bad idea.
Maverick: Then why are you coming along?
Iceman: Because one of us needs to be able to talk our CO out of grounding us when this inevitably goes wrong, Mav.
#top gun#incorrect top gun quotes#pete maverick mitchell#tom iceman kazansky#someone has to keep him out of trouble#or at least try to#sometimes it doesn't go the way he plans#in case it wasn't obvious#icemav
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Rooster: Hey dad, can I get some dating advice?
Maverick: Just because I'm with Ice doesn't mean I know how I did it.
#rooster is a hopeless romantic#so is mav#but he's a stupidly hopeless romantic#ice plans all the dates and anniversaries#incorrect top gun quotes#pete maverick mitchell#tom iceman kazansky#bradley rooster bradshaw#goose shaking his head in heaven because now bradley is telling Jake that he's lost that lovin' feeling
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Maverick: I can't go, stress is bad for the baby.
Iceman:
Iceman: What baby...?
Maverick: :)
Goose, sighing and shaking his head cause he knows Mav too well and loves him anyways: It's him. He's baby.
#incorrect top gun quotes#mav is baby#don't fight me on this#ice and goose love him#but damn#they're so tired#top gun: maverick#top gun#pete maverick mitchell#tom iceman kazansky#nick goose bradshaw#incorrect quotes
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Iceman: Last week, I sent Mav to the store to buy milk, but instead he came back with novelty cookie cutters.
Iceman: Now everything we eat is shaped like a dinosaur.
Iceman:
Iceman: I love him so much.
#iceman: heart eyes literally 24/7#maverick is the love of his life and i will take no arguments on this#incorrect quote generator#tom iceman kazansky#pete maverick mitchell#top gun#incorrect top gun quotes
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Iceman: Can the sarcasm, Mav.
Maverick: Please, I always use fresh sarcasm, never canned.
#iceman: *facepalms*#he's had enough of mav's shit#and yet#he will continue to enable him#because he loves him#incorrect top gun quotes#pete maverick mitchell#tom iceman kazansky#top gun#incorrect quote generator
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Hangman: Dearest friends of mine, your Christmas gift this year... Is me. That's right, another year of friendship. Your membership has been renewed.
#hangman loves his friends#even if he doesn't know how to show it#and he comes off as an asshole#what he doesn't know#is that they love him too#incorrect top gun quotes#top gun: maverick#jake seresin#hangman top gun#incorrect quote generator
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Maverick: Am I in trouble?
Some Admiral: Take a guess.
Maverick: No?
Iceman, shaking his head and rubbing his eyes in the background: Take another guess.
#top gun#incorrect top gun quotes#ice needs a vacation#i will not stop saying it#get this man a day off#mav needs to be stopped#but no one can say no to him#or#they're just scared of ice#either way#tom iceman kazansky#pete maverick mitchell#icemav
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Fanboy: Is letting someone win at chess, sapiosexual bottoming?
Phoenix: Does anyone in this godforsaken Squad ever think before they speak?
#top gun: maverick#incorrect top gun quotes#The Squad needs to be stopped#phoenix is the only team member with a braincell to spare#pheonix top gun#fanboy top gun#The Squad TM
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Rooster: That's one of my biggest fears. Like if I ever woke up as a donut...
Phoenix: You would eat yourself?
Rooster: I wouldn't even question it.
#top gun: maverick#incorrect top gun quotes#i've come to the conclusion#that phoenix is the only member of the squad with a braincell to spare#incorrect quote generator#pheonix top gun#rooster top gun
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Rooster: Do you take constructive criticism?
Hangman: I only take cash or credit.
#top gun: maverick#incorrect top gun quotes#pre!hangster#they were rivals once#and they just can't keep their mouths shut#hangster#bradley bradshaw#jake seresin#hangman top gun#rooster top gun
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*Mav leaving The Squad alone so he can go run errands*
Maverick: While I'm gone, Bradley, you're in charge.
Rooster: Yes!!!
Maverick, whispering: Natasha, you're secretly in charge.
Phoenix, rolling her eyes: Obviously.
#top gun: maverick#incorrect top gun quotes#mav loves his kids#but they tend to be unruly when left alone#phoenix will keep them in check#natasha phoenix trace#pete maverick mitchell
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*Hangman and Rooster fighting during class again*
Maverick: You should know by now that violence isn't the answer.
Rooster: You're right.
Maverick: *sighs in relief*
Hangman: Violence is the question.
Maverick: Wait, what?
Rooster and Hangman, simultaneously while lunging at each other fists raised: And the answer is yes.
Maverick, trying to pull them apart: No!
#top gun: maverick#this was really funny to me#and i think that says something about my broken sense of humor#they're both so chaotic#and i love that for them#incorrect top gun quotes#hangster#pete maverick mitchell#jake hangman seresin#bradley rooster bradshaw
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Iceman: Okay, truth or dare?
Maverick: Truth.
Iceman: How many hours have you slept this week.
Maverick: No, not falling for that one. Dare.
Iceman: Go to bed.
Maverick:
Maverick: I don't like this game.
#mav is so chaotic#ice doesn't understand mav sometimes#he loves him#but he doesn't understand him#incorrect top gun quotes#pete maverick mitchell#tom iceman kazansky#they're in love y'all#top gun
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Rooster: You saved me. I owe you my life.
Hangman: Nah, I've seen it, and I'm not that impressed.
#top gun: maverick#incorrect top gun quotes#hangster#jake seresin#bradley bradshaw#hangman top gun#rooster top gun#this is how the conversation went#after they 'landed' their planes#they probably kissed after#cause that's something they would do#you cant convince me otherwise
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Phoenix: Man, it's so dark in here, I can't see anything.
Bob: Don't worry, I got this.
Bob: *stomps his feet*
Bob: *sketchers light up*
#top gun: maverick#incorrect top gun quotes#pheonix top gun#bob top gun#phoenix: *skaking her head fondly with a grin*#bob is a pure angel#and i just thought everyone should be made aware of that fact
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Hangman: Do you have any skeletons in your closet?
Maverick: You mean like literally or figuratively?
Hangman:
Hangman: You really need me to specify on that one?
#top gun: maverick#incorrect top gun quotes#hangman top gun#maverick top gun#it's funny cause it's true#mav wants to make this clear#he doesn't have any real skeletons in his closet#just figurative ones#ice helped hide them#this might as well be canon
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