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If I ever end up in a bizarro alternate universe where I’m considered an artist worthy of museums, I’ll make sure to be exceptionally honest with all my picture titles. 

”My Secret Kink Part XIV” “Not my secret kink because I always draw this” “Not my secret favorite character because I can’t shut up about them” “Dude with cum” ”Seemed like a great idea yesterday” “Went for kinky, ended up fluffy” “Went for fluffy, ended up kinky” “I don’t remember this one” “Tooth shit” “I didn’t know I was into this but my friend talked to me about this and now I don’t know how to feel” “Colors, and how to not understand how they work” “Surprise it’s robots” “A thing” “clam”

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Rodimus is into that hardcore fluff.

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Rung deserves to have happy sex and to giggle during and to be adored for it.

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You know,personally, I think vanilla shit is really good

Like I know extraordinary and less extraordinary kinky stuff is fun and all but I dunno there’s absolutely nothing wrong with vanilla y’know? Slow sweet gentle stuff, some hand holding, some tender kissing? ‘s all good.

Just y’know, don’t be scared about posting vanilla headcanons and fics and art because you're intimidated by the kinky stuff out there. Vanilla content is totally 100% fine and welcome. Hardcore kink to complete vanilla, ‘s all good shit.

All good shit. 

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(303): just walked past a black light…apparently he DID cum.

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i need a robot with a big ass

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As a purveyor of weird/quirky internet things, there are few things I love more than coming across a new little tool to make fun things with. Here's a running list of some of my favorites that I've found!

Games

Bitsy is a "little editor for little games or worlds" and one of my personal favorite tools on this list. A good first start if you want to make a game and have never made one before. It's got a pretty extensive wiki if you want to add audio, animations, etc.

Flickgame is just about as simple as it gets. You get 16 colors and 16 slides, and clicking colors is how you get to different slides. Super easy and fun!

Flicksy is both of the above combined! Make more complicated sprites that lead between branching rooms. Full disclosure, I've never actually made something with this, but it's been on my radar for a while.

Twine is almost too mainstream to put on this list, but it's a great one to know about. It's a tool for making those interactive fiction games where you click on the words to progress. So fun and hugely customizable.

Music

Beepbox is my current favorite way to create music. You get 16 measures and a pretty expansive set of preset instruments, with the option of making your own adjustments. The song is stored in the web address, so sharing is as simple as copy pasting the link! You can also export your music (so that you can add it to your games) UPDATE: Turns out you can have more than 16 measures! I just can't read. That makes it more cool!

Art

Piskel is an easy way to make pixel art sprites and animations. It's easy to use and you can resize sprites too!

Websites

Neocities!!! I cannot recommend this one enough. Build your own websites from scratch! Revel in the vibes of the internet in the late 1990s - early 2000s! This does require some coding knowledge, but there are plenty of resources out there to help. Speaking as someone who had 0 coding skills before making my site, it's very easy to pick up.

Domino is another tool that I've never actually used but have always wanted to. It's "a tool for collaging fragmentary thoughts and ideas without the friction of assembling them into linear writing", and is essentially a bunch of boxes that connect to one another, sort of like a mind map.

ProBoards is a free(!) forum creation website. You can even customize the layout with your Neocities coding knowledge!

Carrd is in no way underground, but as far as easy website tools come, it's one of the best, so it deserves to be here. Plus you can definitely make interesting and quirky things with it - this little game is one of my favorite carrds I've ever seen!

Please add any tools you love in the notes! I just adore finding things like this, and I'm sure there are some I've missed. It's important for creativity to sometimes spend an afternoon making a weird song or website that you never would have normally. I hope this inspires you to create!

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MTMTE keychain designs! They’ll be up on etsy soon, as soon as I can order them, receive them, and figure out etsy (timeframe: two to three weeks)

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I wish wizards were real so bad imagine coming out of a wal mart and seeing some guy with long robes and a big hat in the parking lot surrounded by wacky particle effects screaming some shit like "By the moon and the starlight, by the shield and the sword, I summon to me, my Honda Accord!" And then just getting into his car and driving off

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Be proud of the dumb, little thing you wrote, just because you wanted to write a dumb, little thing. Your writing doesn't need to be serious and award-winning for you to be proud of it.

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The excluded tags filter on Ao3 is such a fucking lifesaver. I love it so much.

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if it sucks hit da bricks <- litany against sunk cost

take it easy but take it <- litany against burnout/apathy cycle

fuck it we ball <- litany against perfectionism

now say something beautiful and true <- litany against irony poisoning

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there IS actually a reason why seconds and minutes (and degrees for geometry) are in base 60 instead of base 10, and if you want to blame someone for that, blame the very specific way Babylonians counted with their fingers.

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craw, craw

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