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Who's ready for my next Snowflake Day mixtape? I will be dropping it on SoundCloud with Ghandi as the guest artist. This Snowflake Day special will feature even more dick jokes! -JFK, Clone High

[my-foster-dads-that-are-gay]

I would like to inform you that Abraham Lincoln is now er uh.. cancelled. We did it gamers. - JFK, Clone High

[my-foster-dads-that-are-gay]

That Van Gogh Kid was very nice and invited me to paint with him. Gave me his nice paint and paintbrushes, and even my very own canvas. He told me, "Let your creativity go."

So I painted Spongebob and Shrek passionately kissing. I think he liked it. - JFK, Clone High

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One day, I will beat Ghandi up. Reason? He beat my ass in smash. -JFK, Clone High

[my-foster-dads-that-are-gay]

Assassinate me then. Won't be the first time and it won't be the last. You know I'm right - JFK, Clone High

No quotes today, just an edit I did 👀 - JFK, Clone High

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The only thing I remember about slope intercept is that the slope of my dick keeps going down every time I hear about math. -JFK, Clone High

[my-foster-dads-that-are-gay]

Abraham Lincoln, I'm gonna write a call out post to my 103 Tumblr Followers about you! I'm calling you out for killing me in Among Us! -JFK, Clone High

[my-foster-dads-that-are-gay]

Spooky season is coming up, and with that, I gotta find a costume. I can always dress up as a clown, because in reality, I am one! - JFK, Clone High

[my-foster-dads-that-are-gay]

So, me and the gang was playing Among Us, and Abe was the imposter. That insensitive fuck shot me in the head and accused Cleo of killing me. The mad disrespect! I'm gonna kick his ass later on. - JFK, Clone High

[my-foster-dads-that-are-gay]

My god, math is a struggle. I can barely count to two, how the fuck am I supposed to know what pie means? Pie is a dessert, not a fucking mathematical term. - JFK, Clone High

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No quotes today, just an edit I did 👀 - JFK, Clone High

[my-foster-dads-that-are-gay]

Hey guys? Are chicken wings the breast or the thighs? -JFK Clone High

[my-foster-dads-that-are-gay]

Just in case you needed it, I don't care if you're gay, bi, trans, whatever. To get to know me, JFK, you just gotta be yourself. That's it. No sex, no horniness, just... Be yourself. I'll talk to ya if you're true to yourself. - JFK, Clone High

[my-foster-dads-that-are-gay]

Guys, I think I kin Polnareff. Like, he's just like me. A Himbo. - JFK, Clone High

[my-foster-dads-that-are-gay]

Haha, Jean and John rhyme. - JFK, Clone High

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Jean Pierre Polnareff? Who? Excuse me, but I'm John F. Kennedy. What the fuck is a Silver Chariot? You got the wrong guy, Mr. Joestar. - JFK, Clone High

[my-foster-dads-that-are-gay]

I don't have Object Permanence, but my dads left the room, and I haven't seen them since. - JFK, Clone High