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[mxnokuma]

"You tried. Sort of. And of course, I could give you a tour around the boat, but-"

"Half the fun is in watching you idiots get lost around this place and wander aimlessly! So good luck getting a layout of this place figured out by yourself. Upupupupu!"

" Will I play a game until I figure out whatever it is you are? If you aren’t a prince would that make you a king? Unless.. you’re a ka-… what’re they called? People who view themselves as gods? Er.. I don’t think I’m cut out for guessing games."

" It’d be easier if I just called you Monokuma-kun. If you don’t mind I’d certainly love a tour around your boat! I haven’t exactly looked everywhere so it’d be nice to have someone who knows their way around to help me! That’s if you don’t mind of course!  "

[mxnokuma]

"Prince Monokuma, huh? Has a nice ring to it. Hm, think of me as something equivalent to a prince. But not quite. That's the only hint I'm giving you, good luck figuring out the rest by yourself."

" Is it? Forgive me but I thought I was positive.. Ah but Monokuma-kun what would that make you? If I’m a loser? Are you some sort of prince? Or what?  "

[mxnokuma]

"Assuming things is a bad habit to get into, kid. Don't get ahead of yourself. And of course you're a loser, everyone is a loser compared to me."

'At least he's a cute loser, I mean, fuck. Shut up me.'

" … T-that would make you a loser right? I mean…I’m only a-assuming! I also s-shouldn’t be talking since I’m one as well but still… "

" If you want me to be silent I’ll be silent!"

[mxnokuma]

"F-Feelings? What feelings? Feelings are for losers! I don't have feelings!"

"I mean, that Craig kid is kind of cute but that doesn't mean anything! Shut up about it, will you?"

[mxnokuma]

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[mxnokuma]

"So I hear that there are rumors going around that students and teachers are getting together! Ha, right! As if I would ever be attracted to any of you punks on this boat!"

"So if anyone says that I made out with a student or something like that, that's a total lie and you should completely disregard it. And if it turns out that it isn't a lie, it was an accident."

[mxnokuma]

mod naegi threw together monokuma x craig video. enjoy.

[mxnokuma]

"Close enough. I'm not the captain, that title would go to my dearest little sister, I'm the co-captain and a teacher."

He purses his lips for a moment as if he found this student rather distasteful. After a moment he let out a hefty sigh followed by a disappointed shake of his head.

"Shoulder pad thing, I can't believe it. You don't even know what an epaulette is. I'm ashamed of my students. Although I'll give you points for noticing how amazing my hair is."

" Wandering around? Ah yes! It would seem smart to …uhm familiarize myself since I’d be on this boat for sometime."

" W…well you’re definitely not a student with a s-stylish haircut? Uh.. WAIT NO— I mean yes you have nice hair but you aren’t a student! … You have like one of those shoulder pad things. Are you a captain? Oh.. sensei maybe?"

He had been sweating nervously while he tapped his fingertips together while he glanced around. Craig was hoping he didn’t just mess up in a way which could get him potentially in trouble. He was hoping for the best.

[mxnokuma]

"A student? You're kidding me right? You can't feel my stately aura? Don't you see my epaulette?"

He grumbles and narrows his eyes at the student, huffing indignantly.

"I'm your Co-Captain, not to mention your goddamn teacher! Show some respect you brat!"

Inari turned around at the sound of this new voice and immediately brightened up. Talking to all of the students had instilled confidence in the translator, and they nodded to the co-captain, completely ignoring his tone of voice.

"You must be one of the other students on this cruise, aren’t you? It’s lovely to meet you, and I’d love to talk and all, but do you know where I might find the captain of this vessel? I’d like to thank them for inviting me aboard and ask them a few questions," Inari said. 

[mxnokuma]

"Well, well, well, what do we have here?"

He snickers, his tone condescending as if speaking to someone of a lower class. Which he might as well have been.

 "Wandering around the ship are ya? Familiarizing yourself with our majestic vessel? Hm, I guess not all of the students are as stupid as they seem."

He gives an almost approving nod and then smirks at the individual in front of him.

"You do know who I am, right? Your answer better be yes, punk."

[mxnokuma]

"Upupupu, about time you bastards got here!"

The official Monokuma class roster for HMS Desespoir. Students on this list, please await for your teacher or another mod to inform you on any further details.

Akane Akiteru : SHSL Investigator

Craig Williams : SHSL Bad Luck

Fumiyo Kishimoto : SHSL Chess Master

Inari Sora Kaede Senketsu : SHSL Linguist

Ryo Shinjitsu : SHSL Riot Leader

Saiko Takei : SHSL Torturer

Takahiro Kagome : SHSL Prosecutor

Torikutsu Makida : SHSL Fighter Pilot

Valéria Arany : SHSL Modern Dancer

Congratulations accepted students! We wish you luck and enjoyment on our lovely cruise!

[mxnokuma]

People hide from the unnecessary feeling of despair. They hide wherever their trembling little bodies can fit, but in the end ... It'll get you. Even on the sea. Welcome to the lovely Desespoir Cruise! I'm your loving and faithful co-captain Monokuma, let us part into the sea of despair, scum!

H.M.S. Desespoir is a closed submission-based group! 

27 lucky students are welcome on this luxurious cruise ship where you will be accompanied with your teachers Monomi, Monokero and lovely Monokuma. 

Well, what else?

You, as a student, will be able to travel worldwide. After all, this is a cruise. So stops in certain countries are expected! During these stops, you will have free time events, but something might happen .. Something a bit …despairing? 

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"Apply for a one time trip around the world with your classmates! Don't worry, it's all free, the only cost is your hope! Upupupupu!" /Monokuma "Hello Gals and Pals! Apply now for a free smooch from me kero!!" /Monokero "I look forward to meeting you all adowable students, heehee!~" /Monomi