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? scientist just discovered something but they dont want to tell us
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We are canceling the election because moo deng was eaten by a scorpeon
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>hear frantic clicking and the sounds of exertion
>must be a rhythm game player
>genuinely impressed at the apm
>look outside
>crabs are pinching a man to death
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In my experience there is no one who fumbles trans women more than trans men
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No i didn't "forget to pack a toothbrush and a phone charger" its called on site procurement. Solid snake does it too
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inb4 "why is explorer not showing thumbnails anymore :("
i thought my laptop was on its last leg because it was running at six billion degrees and using 100% disk space at all times and then i turned off shadows and some other windows effects and it was immediately cured. i just did the same to my roommate's computer and its performance issues were also immediately cured. okay. i guess.
so i guess if you have creaky freezy windows 10/11 try searching "advanced system settings", go to performance settings, and uncheck "show shadows under windows" and anything else you don't want. hope that helps someone else.
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my grandma thinks moo deng is very cute and said someone should give a pygmy hippo “lots of coffee and cigarettes” so that it “stays that small forever”
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You bad bad boy. Where are mommy's nuclear launch codes
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