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Wait a minute! I took really long to burp off the last briyani! In fact, I even forgot I had an account here.

You see, life’s like that. Sometimes, you’re served the most delicious briyani (usually home-cooked) or you get the cheat versions! (You know, when the rice and gravy are cooked and served separately and not layered together, aka dam briyani?)

Brown people’s weddings are 80% about the food and 20% about the couple.

Agree?

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Your briyani can make or break your event. If it’s really good, it’ll be the talk of the town!

Grainy, salty, too oily, not enough meat, too much bones, too spicy, meat’s too tough, tasteless, soggy rice... any of the above...you’ve failed as a host or a caterer. That’s a F for effort.

People’s tongues wag for the best briyani. The city’s finest judges will evaluate your briyani.

We call them aunties and uncles.

This is not a food blog, that’s where you’re mistaken. This is about brown people’s pet-peeves.

Wait for it.

#petpeeves #brownpeopleproblems

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Noob post.