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Ah yes, reading blatant pron at work, my favorite hobby :)

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fucking my puppy’s cunt whilst he’s sleeping and filling him up when he’s making the cutest whines and whimpers when he’s slowly waking up.. 💭

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Is this a Hannibal reference

me and the bad bitch i pulled by stabbing him in the gut with surgical precision to ensure that he wouldn't die because i love him

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Posting my cat on this account lowkey makes me worried someone’s going to be gross about it. Like no, 1 that’s an animal, like an actual whole ass animal. 2 THAT IS MY BABY I RAISED HER YOU WILL NOT SAY ANYTHING BAD ABOUT MY BABY

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Guys….

She’s asleep on my heating pad.. I think she wants me to turn it on for her lol

(I will)

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Okay…. I get it.

WAIT YOUR TELLING ME THIS THING HAS A HEATING SETTING?? WHAT??? I DIDNT KNOW THAT

thermoregulated dino vibe

My new vibe got here!!! Yay!!!

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Unboxing this feels so cursed.

WHY DOES IT HAVE CUTSEY PIKE CRINKLE PAPER

My new vibe got here!!! Yay!!!

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My new vibe got here!!! Yay!!!

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Guys look at my cat

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Me waiting very impatiently for my package to get here

PLEASE MY VIBE IS ON ITS LAST LEG THE WIRE IS FRAYING I NEED MY NEW VIBE 😭😭😭

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“The quickest way to my heart-“ WRONG

QUICKEST WAY TO MAKE ME WISH DEATH UPON YOU!! FUCKING CREEPY 50 SOMETHING YEAR OLD MAN!!

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Who needs headphones when one of your headmates will NOT STOP REPLAYING FALSETTOS

JUKEBOX SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR THE LOVE OF THE GODS

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Bruh we have a Greg house, lmfao I think I’d be funny if he found out I read this type of shit

gregory house smut drabble because im going crazy and have no motivation to write.

It was late at night. Gregory was leaning against his desk, in his office, hands holding the table's edge firmly. His right leg was in mild pain, but he could bear it. He'd have to. Especially with your hand around his cock, jerking him off so fucking sensually. It was driving him wild.

How did you get so close, he'll never know, but hell, if everything about you is as good as your hand, he'd keep you around. His eyes were shut tight, relishing in the feeling of you stroking him so well, in a way no one ever has before. Gregory let out a small grunt, his face scrunching up. You were standing in front of him, your body blocking his perfectly. No one would even suspect a thing if they saw you through the glass door. He did his best to keep his breathing steady. His hips moved involuntarily a couple times, thrusting up into your hand. Poor guy's breathing stuttered and he had to press his lips into a thin line to keep the near-guttural, loud sounds from escaping. You've been going at it for quite a bit. Just for a distraction, as Gregory said.

His body twitched and he leaned forward, hunching up slightly. His hand instantly managed to grip your wrist, albeit it didn't make you stop your stroking. Gregory squeezed your hand as he came with a shudder, holding his breath to keep everything at bay. In the end, he breathed out a deep sigh, his chest heaving.

“what the actual fuck..” he mumbled to himself, finally opening his eyes, his leg twinging weirdly. “am I gay?”

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COMPUTER, TELL ME HOW TO BE SUCH A GOOD BOY HE CANT HELP BUT PULL MY COLLAR AND KISS ME, NO SHORTCUTS . . .

. . . COMPUTER ARE YOU LISTENING?

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I will never understand guys who just dm us with “hey” and literally nothing else, no other message, nothing else, just “hey”

Bruh wtf do you expect me to do with that. Even if you do just want a casual conversation, that shit is NOT getting a response