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I left this fake guest book at a Florida Airbnb. See a bonus page on Facebook.
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Thank god for Russian dash cams to bring us wonders like this
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at last, political campaigning has achieved its purist form: meme fights
the founding father are all high-fiving each other right now, in hell
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when I grow up
how to follow the prime directive, by leonard h. mccoy, md
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List Of Things We Tapir Can Hold
• Gun
• Dollers
• Stones
• Fear
• Tasty Drink
• Sword
• Baby Boy
• Tetradimensional Spacetime Manipulator Mk. 6
• Hyperfolded Reality Oscillation Engine (B-type)
• Leafs and Sticks
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Other Things To Do To A Drunken Sailor
Draw a dick on his face in Sharpie
Add his boss as a friend on Facebook
Eat the last of his Nutella
Text his ex with a “U up?” message
Tell the IRS he owes back taxes
Log in to gmail and change his password
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