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🗦HELLO! TODAY I THOUGHT I WWOULD TRY AND TACKLE THE SUBJECT OF MUTATIONS. FOR SENSITIVITY REASONS, AND BECAUSE IT SOUNDS COOLER, I WWILL BE REFERRING TO BLOOD-MUTATED TROLLS AS "NONCASTE" TROLLS. IF I GET ANYTHING WWRONG, PLEASE DON'T HESITATE TO LET ME KNOWW. LEARNING GOES BOTH WWAYS.🗧

🗦I WWILL START WWITH BLOOD MUTATIONS.🗧

🗦BLOOD MUTATIONS ARE THE MOST FAMOUS OF ALL MUTATIONS, NO DOUBT IN PART TO THE INFLUENCE OF THE SIGNLESS. WWHEN TROLLS DISCUSS BLOOD MUTATIONS, THEY ARE GENERALLY REFERRING TO INVERTED BLOOD COLORS, OR INVERTS. THIS IS WWHAT THE SIGNLESS WWAS. THESE MUTATIONS ARE RELATIVELY EASY TO SPOT NOWWADAYS, DUE TO ADVANCED TECHNOLOGY ABLE TO DETECT BLOOD COLORS VERY QUICKLY. BESIDES, NEON BLOOD IS NOT SEEN ON THE RECOGNIZED CASTE (THE TOPIC OF INDIGOS HAVING "NEON" COLORED BLOOD IS NOT HAPPENING HERE).🗧

🗦SPEAKING OF NEON BLOOD, THIS IS ANOTHER FAIRLY COMMON MUTATION. IT MAY NOT SEEM TOO DIFFERENT FROM INVERTS BECAUSE THEY CAN BOTH BE PRETTY BRIGHT AND FLASHY, BUT IF YOU HAVE A GOOD OCULAR SPHERULE YOU CAN TELL THE DIFFERENCE, THE MAIN ONE BEING THAT INVERSION CAN HAPPEN WWITH CUSPS AS WWELL, WWHILE NEONS ARE STRICTLY STUCK TO THE CASTE.🗧

🗦MIXED BLOOD IS A BLOOD MUTATION WWHICH INVOLVES HAVING TWWO OR MORE BLOOD COLORS SIMULTANEOUSLY. IT LOOKS AKIN TO UNMIXED PAINT. GRUBS WWITH MIXED BLOOD ARE EASY TO SPOT, AND MANY ARE IMMEDIATELY CULLED, WWHICH IS A SHAME BECAUSE IT MEANS RECORDS FOR THIS PHENOMENON ARE NOT PLENTIFUL.🗧

🗦ABNORMAL SEADWWELLERS ARE SEADWWELLERS THAT HAVE BLOOD THAT IS NOT VIOLET OR FUCHSIA. THIS IS AN ALL-INCLUSIVE TERM. AS LONG AS THEY ARE A SEADWWELLER WWITHOUT VIOLET OR FUCHSIA BLOOD, THEY COUNT. THIS INCLUDES ALL NONCASTE INDIVIDUALS. IT INCLUDES ALBINO AND MELANISTIC TROLLS. THESE ARE OFTEN CULLED RIGHT AWWAY.🗧

🗦ALBINO TROLLS ARE PALER THAN OTHER TROLLS. THEY HAVE WWHITE OR MOSTLY WWHITE HAIR AND VERY PASTEL BLOOD. THEY ARE SENSITIVE TO THE SUN, EVEN BY TROLL STANDARDS, AND ARE WWEAK AND FRAGILE. I HAVE SEEN ALBINO TROLLS WWITH OTHER BLOOD MUTATIONS, BUT THEY WWERE ALL STILLHATCHED.🗧

🗦ON THE OTHER END, MELANISTIC TROLLS ARE DARK THAN MOST OTHER TROLLS. THEIR SKIN IS DARKER, AS WWELL AS THEIR BLOOD. THESE TROLLS EYES WWILL NOT FILL WWITH COLOR AS THEY AGE. I HAVE SEEN MELANISTIC TROLLS WWITH OTHER BLOOD MUTATIONS, BUT THEY WWERE ALL STILLHATCHED.🗧

🗦MELANISTIC TROLLS ARE DIFFERENT FROM THE BLACK CASTE. THE BLACK CASTE IS NOT A THING, AND IF IT IS, IT'S NOT GIVING YOU GOD TIER POWWERS. I'M SORRY FOR UNLEASHING THAT DISCOURSE ON YOU ALL.🗧

🗦MOVING AWWAY FROM BLOOD MUTATIONS, THERE ARE PLENTY OF MUTATIONS THAT DO NOT AFFECT BLOOD COLOR. APART FROM RELATIVELY INVISIBLE SHIT LIKE RESISTANCE TO EXTREME HOT OR COLD TEMPERATURES OR THE ABILITY TO STAND IN THE SUN WWITHOUT GETTING COOKED, THESE ARE MORE VISIBLE.🗧

🗦ANOTHER FAMOUS MUTATION IS WWINGED TROLLS. THERE HAS BEEN AT LEAST ONE WWINGED TROLL THAT WWE KNOWW OF, THE SUMMONER. WWINGED TROLLS CAN FLY, BUT THE WWINGS ARE VERY SENSITIVE AND FRAGILE. THE WWINGS THEMSELVES CAN BE ANY STYLE, I BELIEVE, AS THE SUMMONER HAD MORE BUTTERFLYESQUE WWINGS BUT I HAVE SEEN A WWINGED TROLL WWITH MORE ANGELESQUE WWINGS. GRUBS DO NOT HAVE WWINGS. INSTEAD, THEY DEVELOP WWINGS UPON LEAVING THEIR COCOON. PLEASE DON'T ASK ME HOWW I KNOWW ALL OF THIS.🗧

🗦THE DIFFERENCE BETWWEEN A WWINGED TROLL AND A SKYDWWELLER IS THAT SKYDWWELLERS DON'T EXIST. SEADWWELLERS ARE CALLED SEADWWELLERS BECAUSE THEY DWWELL IN THE SEA. IF THEY DID NOT, THEY WWOULD BE SOILDWWELLERS. THERE ARE NO FLOATING ISLANDS IN THE SKY AND YOU CAN'T ACTUALLY WWALK ON CLOUDS (MY LITTLE HOOFBEAST IS NOT AN ACCURATE PORTRAYAL OF HAVING WWINGS). WWINGED TROLLS DO EXIST! SKYDWWELLERS DO NOT.🗧

🗦TAILS ARE ANOTHER MUTATION. ALL SEADWWELLER GRUBS HAVE TINY LITTLE TAILS THAT GENERALLY GO AWWAY AFTER COCOONING, BUT SOME DO NOT. I DON'T THINK THIS IS NECESSARILY A CULLABLE OFFENSE? IT'S NOT A THREAT TO HIC, BUT IT'S NOT REALLY A DISABILITY EITHER, UNLESS YOU TRY AND SIT ON A CHAIR WWITH A BACK OR LIKE WWEARING TIGHT JEANS. HAHA. THIS IS MOST COMMON WWITH SEADWWELLERS, AND I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS MUTATION WWITH SEADWWELLERS, BUT I CANNOT RULE OUT THE POSSIBILITY OF A SOILDWWELLING TROLL HAVING A TAIL.🗧

🗦NO, THAT ONE OLIVE GIRL WWHO MADE HEADLINES SOME SWWEEPS BACK FOR LIVING IN A CAVE ISN'T A TAILED TROLL. THAT'S AN OBVIOUS FAKE TAIL.🗧

🗦FIN MUTATIONS ARE THE MOST SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE OF THE BUNCH, ASSUMING THEY ARE ONLY AESTHETIC.MOST SEADWWELLING TROLLS HAVE THE SAME TYPE OF FINS, BUT THERE HAVE BEEN INCREASING NUMBERS OF TROLLS WWITH MORE DECORATIVE OR ODD FINS. THESE ARE SHOWWN IN THE IMAGE BELOWW. UNLIKE BASICALLY EVERY OTHER MUTATION, THESE ARE SEEN AS DESIRABLE AND PRETTY.🗧

🗦I DOUBT THESE ARE REALLY MUTATIONS, BUT I WWANTED TO ADD ANYWWAY: THERE ARE MULTIPLE SIGNS THAT FALL OUTSIDE OF THE GOVERNMENT-RECOGNIZED 288. IF YOU HAVE ANY INFORMATION ON UNRECOGNIZED SIGNS, CONTACT ME RIGHT AWWAY.🗧

🗦I ALSO THINK IT WWOULD BE WWISE TO ADDRESS LEGAL MUTATIONS, OR MUTATIONS THAT AREN'T IMMEDIATELY CULLBAIT. THERE ARE PLENTY OF THESE IF YOU LOOK.🗧

🗦THE MOST OBVIOUS WWOULD BE SEADWWELLERS. SEADWWELLERS WWEREN'T ALWWAYS A THING. THEY TEND TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE THEY ARE THE MESSIAHS OF THE TROLL RACE AND THAT THEY ARE THE PROGENITORS OF ALL LIFE WWORTH SAVING IN THE UNIVERSE, BUT HISTORY IS WWRITTEN BY THE WWINNERS. SEADWWELLERS ARE A MUTATION. THERE IS MUCH SPECULATION REGARDING THIS, AS MOST INFORMATION SPEAKING ON THIS HAS MYSTERIOUSLY DISAPPEARED. A COMMON THEORY IS THAT NOT ONLY ARE SEADWWELLERS MUTANTS, BUT THEIR BLOOD IS TOO. VIOLET BLOOD IS COMMONLY ACCEPTED TO BE A STRAIGHT MUTATION FROM PURPLE. FUCHSIA'S ORIGINS ARE MORE DEBATED, BUT THE REIGNING THEORY IS THAT THEY CAME FROM EITHER RUST OR A RUST CUSP. HOWW DID EVERYTHING GO SO WWRONG? I CAN'T TELL YOU, BUT I CAN AT LEAST ACKNOWWLEDGE IT.🗧

🗦PSIIONICS ARE A MUTATION AS WWELL, ESPECIALLY THE POWWERFUL ONES. MOST TECHNOLOGY ON ALTERNIA IS BIOTECHNOLOGY, AT LEAST PARTIALLY. THEY ARE MADE FROM SPECIALLY-RAISED GRUBS THAT ARE USED AS BATTERIES, FILM STRIPS, AND OTHER THINGS. SOMEWWHERE IN HISTORY, SOME OF THOSE SPECIAL GRUBS WWERE LEFT TO PUPATE. THESE GRUBS GREWW UP TO BE TROLLS WWHO WWERE VERY TELEKINETICALLY POWWERFUL. THESE TROLLS ARE ALL GOLDBLOODS. IF THEIR PSIIONICS ARE STRONG ENOUGH, THEY WWILL HAVE TWWO DIFFERENT-COLORED EYES WWITH NO PUPILS. THIS IS OFTEN CALLED VISION TWWOFOLD. THESE TROLLS END UP AS BATTERIES FOR SHIPS NINE TIMES OUT OF TEN.🗧

🗦CERULEAN MIND POWWERS ARE ALSO IMPORTANT. THESE ARE CALLED VISION EIGHTFOLD. TECHNICALLY, ONLY A CERTAIN TYPE OF CERULEAN POWWER IS REALLY VISION EIGHTFOLD, BUT IT'S USED AS A BLANKET TERM FOR ANY CERULEAN POWWERS NOWWADAYS. CERULEANS WWITH THESE POWWERS HAVE SOME SORT OF EYE MUTATION WWHICH IS ALWWAYS VERY OBVIOUS. THEY CAN CONTROL TROLLS, OR AT LEAST MAKE THEM SLEEP. SOME CAN EVEN CONTROL MANY TROLLS AT A TIME, A TRICKY MANEUVER KNOWWN AS A MOBIUS DOUBLE REACHAROUND.🗧

🗦I BELIEVE CHUCKLEVOODOOS ARE MAINLY RELIGION-BASED RATHER THAN GENETIC, AND I DO NOT HAVE ENOUGH RESOURCES TO SPECULATE ON THE POWWERS ON THE LONG-EXTINCT LIME CASTE.🗧

🗦RAINBOWW DRINKERS ARE A STRANGE TOPIC. MANY DO NOT BELIEVE THEY EXIST. I, HOWWEVER, KNOWW OTHERWWISE. I WWILL NOT BE NAMING NAMES FOR LIFE'S SAKE, BUT I WWILL CONFIRM THEIR EXISTENCE. THESE TROLLS NEED TO DRINK TROLL BLOOD (AND SPECIFICALLY TROLL BLOOD--LUSUS BLOOD IS NOT USUALLY VIABLE) TO SURVIVE. THEY ARE SUPER STRONG AND SUPER FAST, AND THEY HAVE SUN RESISTANCE. THEY HAVE BRIGHT YELLOWW EYES INSTEAD OF THE MORE MODERATELY-TONED YELLORANGE EYES THAT MOST TROLLS HAVE AND THEIR SKIN IS A BRIGHT MARBLE WWHITE. ALSO, THEY GLOWW LIKE LIGHTBULBS. I HAVE NEVER SEEN A RAINBOWW DRINKER GRUB BEFORE, SO I BELIEVE IT IS A LATE-ONSET MALADY. 🗧

🗦I APOLOGIZE FOR THE LONG POST. I GOT AHEAD OF MYSELF. BUT IF THERE'S ANYTHING YOU WWANT TO ADD, LET ME KNOWW IMMEDIATELY AND I WWILL ADD ADDENDUMS. TO ALL READERS--HAVE A GOOD NIGHT.🗧

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