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Both kinds of Bioware girls got a lot of rep at the 2024 VMAs

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they call me the information withholder for reasons i won't get into

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Getting my ass kicked this month so I am now projecting my period cramps onto Solas dragon age

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Post Veilguard Solavellan shitpost:

Lavellan: “So, Vhenan, do you actually know when people interact with your shrines?”

Solas: “No. I never cared for the idea of being worshipped as a god.

Lavellan: “Oh… good..”

Solas: “May I ask why you wished to know?”

Lavellan: “…. When you left me after the exalted council.. I did some things to your shrines that I’m not.. entirely proud of.”

Solas: “As was your right. Surely it could not have been as bad as what I put you through.”

Lavellan: “….. every shrine I came across.. I left a cup of tea on it.”

Solas: …

Lavellan: …

Solas: …

Lavellan: …

Solas: “Forget what I said. You are the purest form of evil.”

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requested a cameo from gdl and asked him to make solas say 'fuck'. enjoy.

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The most beautiful mushroom that you will see today

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when your pet comes to you from another room, the preceding moments meant that they were alone somewhere and thought about YOU, an animal brain literally thought about you and came to you to see what you were doing. that’s love, unconditional.

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t-shirt that says ‘I LOVE BEING ALONE IN QUIET DARK PLACES.’ on the front and ‘I AM NOT A FUNGUS.’ on the back.

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infinitely funny that solas is this powerful god that was worshipped for centuries albeit against his will and commanded spirits and legions of ancient elves in a rebellion

is the same solas who allowed himself to be bullied non stop by inquisition companions who had no idea what he was. imagine being revered for millennia and then suddenly sera is blowing raspberries anytime he speaks, varric’s calling him “chuckles” after his feared mantle of the dread wolf, being subjected to inappropriate spirit sex questions and the skyhold joke that he doesnt like tea, which he deliberately plays into purely for the sake of everyone’s amusement. he was completely content to be the butt of the joke.

the relief from being seen as a god-general of rebellion and lies to an unwashed apostate hobo ... being in the inquisition truly must’ve been the best year of his life

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using my powers for good

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I wonder how many of Manfred's 'quirks' are just him imitating Emmrich.

Manfred has a stick he likes to point around - Emmrich uses a staff

Manfred walked into a rose bush - Emmrich loves flowers

Manfred likes to collect shiny things, including gilded things - Emmrich wears a lot of gold

He's just trying to be like his dad!

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One of my favorite hobbies is thinking about the fucked up implications of this fantasy world map my parents got me for christmas

[Image ID: photo of a map. On the left side of the map is Middle Earth, with the Shire and Mordor labeled. To the direct right of Mordor is Whoville.]

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I understand. I'm not going to fail.

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life fuck is your short freinds

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nothing is funnier than Catholics getting mad at Anglican priests for having sex lives

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yesterday's halloween piece

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Ever after

A speedpaint video of this will be available art my Patreon on jan 1st, you can also find prints of my art at my RB store 😊