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The most beautiful mushroom that you will see today

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when your pet comes to you from another room, the preceding moments meant that they were alone somewhere and thought about YOU, an animal brain literally thought about you and came to you to see what you were doing. that’s love, unconditional.

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t-shirt that says ‘I LOVE BEING ALONE IN QUIET DARK PLACES.’ on the front and ‘I AM NOT A FUNGUS.’ on the back.

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infinitely funny that solas is this powerful god that was worshipped for centuries albeit against his will and commanded spirits and legions of ancient elves in a rebellion

is the same solas who allowed himself to be bullied non stop by inquisition companions who had no idea what he was. imagine being revered for millennia and then suddenly sera is blowing raspberries anytime he speaks, varric’s calling him “chuckles” after his feared mantle of the dread wolf, being subjected to inappropriate spirit sex questions and the skyhold joke that he doesnt like tea, which he deliberately plays into purely for the sake of everyone’s amusement. he was completely content to be the butt of the joke.

the relief from being seen as a god-general of rebellion and lies to an unwashed apostate hobo ... being in the inquisition truly must’ve been the best year of his life

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using my powers for good

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I wonder how many of Manfred's 'quirks' are just him imitating Emmrich.

Manfred has a stick he likes to point around - Emmrich uses a staff

Manfred walked into a rose bush - Emmrich loves flowers

Manfred likes to collect shiny things, including gilded things - Emmrich wears a lot of gold

He's just trying to be like his dad!

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One of my favorite hobbies is thinking about the fucked up implications of this fantasy world map my parents got me for christmas

[Image ID: photo of a map. On the left side of the map is Middle Earth, with the Shire and Mordor labeled. To the direct right of Mordor is Whoville.]

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I understand. I'm not going to fail.

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life fuck is your short freinds

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nothing is funnier than Catholics getting mad at Anglican priests for having sex lives

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yesterday's halloween piece

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Ever after

A speedpaint video of this will be available art my Patreon on jan 1st, you can also find prints of my art at my RB store 😊

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Scenery in Dragon Age: The Veilguard 05/??

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dragon age 4. did they figure out how old the dragon is yet

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lucanis’ reaction to not being able to open the gate during ‘blood of arlathan’ is soooo funny omg

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I really do love the narrative’s insistence on Lucanis "least charming Crow” Dellamorte. Because the way he backs you to the wall is so goddamn hot, not even he could handle it. Took it straight out of one of his romance novels, then immediately thought "Oh no, too effective, can't do it." And then he never does it again. It's so funny. Lucanis used (Action: Flirt) exactly once and scared himself with his own sexy. Only genuine human vulnerability from here on out. Our beloved Awkward Pantry Man simply cannot endure his own attractiveness.

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Got my present wrapped up early

/throws him under the christmas tree