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Yor: I'll find us a car if you two can manage not to kill each other while I'm gone.

Loid: Oh, please. We're not children.

Yor: *leaves*

Yuri: Eat shit and die.

Loid: Yes, fuck you.

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Key to your heart.

A/N: This is the first thing I’ve written in months, so yeah, it’s awful, but I’ve watched Free Guy 3 weekends in a row and this just sort of happened…

“Keys.”

But it’s just a sweet, sweet fantasy baby…

“Keys!”

When I close my eyes, you come and you take me…

With a slight huff you lift one side of his headset and lean in close, “coffee?” you ask as he flinches back to reality.

“Jeez!” he gasps, “yeah, please; med-”

“Medium coffee, cream, two sugars. I know!” you say with a dismissive wave of your hand as you walk to the small break room.

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we need more keys fanfics on here I've read them all :((

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Have you seen this yet bestie, in the beginning when they are showing Kurt's youtube/social media before #thelession he has a whiteboard saying he's bilingual (Spanish)

Right at the bottom left corner in the ven diagram, also he makes around $120 tips a day with his spree??? Probably because he works literal 12-hour days but jesus dude, that's $600 a week, $2 400 a month, $28 800 a year in just tips, plus everyone tips according to the same board. Assuming no breaks, holidays or anything but still, jesus christ Kurt.

This man really sat down and did the stats, that is dedication.

Why have I never taken the time to study this frame?? Hex, once again you’ve provided me with content like it’s a lovely scrumptious lunch ❤️

He’s bilingual?! I wonder if he’s fluent or if he just knows a few words and claims he is (I’d love it if he actually did know Spanish though) And he sat down and did real math for his social media “hobby”?! He’s more talented than I had imagined in my brain. (I think he’s pretty smart but I didn’t think he’d do math for fun) And he makes bank apparently??? He’s so cute wtf I can’t stand it. You know he’s so proud of those reviews that he had to write them on the corner.

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Audio Transcript:

JD: I'm really, really really sick of this argument.

AH: Stop, I'm sorry

JD: Ok, so, let me go ? And you go, and I'll speak to you in a couple of hours okay ?

JD: Okay ?

AH: Stop.

JD: Why are you saying stop ?? May I go ???

AH: Stop! Please! It causes me so much stress when you leave, when you walk away from me with that, it's like you're- you don't understand how much worse you're making this!

JD: I can't believe this

AH: Please you're making it worse for me!

JD: Okay, I'm sorry for you

AH: Please I'm only trying to tell you, so that you know, you're causing me immense stress right now when you walk away like that. There's no reason to be mad, i-

JD: Even say goodbye ????? I haven't walked away, you're not saying goodbye, you won't let me fucking leave. LET me leave.

AH: oh my god... stOP PUSHING ME, STOP PUSHING ME IN THE CORNER AND THEN POKING ME WITH A STICK AND THEN SAY WHY USING THE WORDS YOU WANT ME TO SAY.

STOP POKING ME. STOP PRESSING ME. STOP THROWING ME AGAINST THE WALL AND GOING "WHAT YOU DON'T LIKE THAT WALL ? YOU DON'T LIKE THE FUCKING WALL ?" STOP PUSHING ME.

JD: Amber, I'm not pushing you. I'm not pressing you. I said, I need space. I don't want this conversation anymore right now, I need space. And I will take my space, whether you like it or not I will take it. And you will take your space. But if you keep, holding this-

AH: I'm not doing anything to you.

JD: And continuing, with a rhetoric-

AH: I'm not continuing, I'm begging you to stop

JD: I don't- Okay stop.

AH: Just-

JD: I'm stopping, I'm stopping, I'm stopping. Now I have to go, okay ? So we will speak to each other in a couple, of hours. Okay ? I hope you have some kind of a revelation, that makes you feel better. You know, I hope I do too but we will just see, when I get home and we talk or we won't talk or we, you know, finish this or we won't finish it.

JD: But this is not love, this isn't happiness

AH: I just beg you to stop PLEASE

JD: This isn't- This is-

AH: PLEEEASE STOOOP JOHNNYYY please you cause me so much stress, I'M GONNA DIE! THIS IT. IM GONNA FUCKING DIE YOU'RE CAUSING ME SO MUCH STRESS PLEASE STOP

AH: PLEAASE I- I FEEL LIKE I HAVE A HEART ATTACK ALMOST EVERY DAY PLEASE STOP!!! PLEASE STOP DOING IT!

JD: Then what are you doing- why ?

AH: PLEASE STOP DOING IT PLEASE YOU'RE SO FUCKING MEAN, YOU'RE A FUCKING BULLY STOOOP.. PLEAAASE STOP I'VE BEEN BEGGING YOU [claps hands] TO HAVE A FIGHT

AH: I JUST SAID CAN WE PLEASE HAVE A NORMAL ARGUMENT, JUST- EVEN A NORMAL CONVERSATION, LIKE A NORMAL ARGUMENT FOR THE LAST HOUR I'VE BEEN BEGGING YOU TO JUST LEAVE IT AT THAT, LET'S JUST- GO ON WITH OUR NIGHT, I WOULD HAVE BEEN ABLE TO COME IN WITH YOU, WE WOULD HAVE BEEN ABLE TO LET IT GO IN A FEW MINUTES, IT WOULD HAVE BEEN FINE! IT WOULD JUST TO LOVE OURSELVES AT FUCKING NORMAL ARGUMENTS

AH: PLEEEASEEE YOU'RE!!! KILLING ME WITH THIS!!!! YOU'RE KILLING ME!! YOU'RE FFFFF- FUCKING KILLING ME!!!! FUCK!

JD: Shawn! Could you, uh, [talks back to Amber] please, I want you to just go, I want you to take your medicine or whatever, I'm sorry that I've upset you

AH: I think- Thank you Sean, i'm ready to gooo, thank you so much!

please stop defending her and start worrying about the fact that she is still the same exact person in complete denial, projecting, manipulating and gaslighting and that she is free to do it to other people in the future since she's not facing any jail time in this trial and is not forced to receive any of the obvious psychological and psychiatric help that she so deeply needs. She is a threat to other individuals. Also note how she's sitting in court trying so hard to dissociate herself from her own voice on tape while Johnny is on the other side of the room reviving the whole thing.

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Icons Ichabod Crane

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online school would be so fun with the poets

todd would be too anxious to ever unmute and talk - he can barely even write something in the chat - but other than that he’s a good student - and he has neil next to him to hug him if he gets super stressed

neil would constantly be distracted by todd next to him to pay attention - dont worry he’s still participating and doing his work but if any teacher cared enough theyd notice he only participates in the first 15 minutes and spends the rest of the time being love dovey with todd

charlie would just not show up

cameron would be the only one answering questions and asking questions - definitely asked a question when the teacher was gonna let everyone out early and accidently started a discussion that took up the rest of the period

meeks would be top of his class without effort - he shows up on time - but only goes to the minimum amount of classes needed to attend but he’s at the top of his classes so no ones saying anything

knox thought they were on vacation and is very confused by the 0s on his report card

and pitts has calculated how many tests, quizzes, hw assignments, classwork activities he has to do and how many classes he has to come to, to pass and he does not do more than that

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Charlie Dalton + text posts

Meeks and Pitts tried to keep him away from the reactor core. It didn’t work.

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Why is Andrew Neiman (Milles Teller) so attractive, when he's not supposed to be attractive ?!

You know he's not the type of people who is 'handsome' like you can see it from miles away, but Andrew Neiman attractive in his own way.

The whole time i watch whiplash i think "is he hot or he just can play drum ?!?"

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they look like a fucking boyband HDJAJFJEJF

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2021 mlb homerun derby | the game is in good arms hands

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july 13, 2021 | 91st MLB All-Star Game

📷: rob tringali

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