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calvin and hobbes

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“we live in an uncaring universe” yeah dude and I live in an uncaring house. and I shit in an uncaring toilet. but do you touch an uncaring lover? do you comfort an uncaring child? do you guide to sleep each night a cold and uncaring self?

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when i was a kid my parents bought me an inflatable doll of the Scream by Edvard Munch (??) that was significantly taller than i was at the time and i used to slow-dance with it and pretend it was my boyfriend. It had its hands attached to its head obviously so it felt like he was always a bit horrified to be forced to dance with me

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@stvksn on ig

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I don't know why this keeps happening but I keep meeting toxic heterosexual couples who experiment with polyamory and are heavily into funko pops, board games, Disney princesses and Burlesque stripping and the man is always a withdrawn bearded dude and the woman is always a passive aggressive control freak with an Etsy shop that sells lawn gnomes styled after Dr Who characters and they don't really even seem to like each other but they're always exactly the same. this has happened four times

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if you want to know what the situation is for gay people in portland oregon my friend got comradezoned last week

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having role models with the same shitty illnesses as u is actually so important. my godsister struggled with severe depression and derealization for years and now she's quite literally living her best life. she collects clown dolls and spends her non-working hours coloring all day. she's very happy and whenever im worried about being terrified and sad forever i remember that actually in like 5 years ill be coloring and collecting clown dolls. so everything's gonna be okay. peace and love on planet earth.

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there is still time. there is still time. until your bones are in the fucking ground there is still time.

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anyone who acts like there's some kind of implicit understanding or sisterhood between all women is straight up lying

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i just think i should have the power to control thousands of knives, swords, or perhaps shards of glass synchronously with my mind. i will use this ability purely for culinary endeavors. you can trust me

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do you ever start writing a comment on the internet and then think “oh what the fuck am i going on about” and delete it

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mercy seems like a long shot here, so my prayer for inauguration day 2025: may they be incompetent. may they just be really bad at implementation. may their egos choke their effectiveness. may they drown themselves week by week with infighting and selfish posturing. may they be easily distracted. may the very governors and senators and agencies and religious leaders that the new administration expects to be friendly force endless stalemates to preserve their own power. may every delay turn into a three ring blame circus so chaotic that no one remembers what they were doing. may the good and necessary parts of government be too boring to draw attention and keep running quietly in the background. may the next four years be full of sound and fury and signify nothing.

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Why are you lgbtq+? wrong answers only GO

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