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muppetstrider · 4 days

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umm

#this is exactly what john looks like in my brain #a little taller but yea bro is a big boy im sick of yall drawing him as a twink #dirkjohn

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muppetstrider · 4 days

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are you a phannie king

*Growls* WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME PUNK?! *puts my claws to your throat but pauses, moments before killing you* but... perhaps I was one... a lifetime ago...

Le Sigh. Puts on my cat whiskers I guess

#unironically i love dan and phil #i have a friend who’s gonna meet them at some show soon #i don’t actively watch but they were apart of my childhood and i’ve also seen a show of there before #so overall good memories!

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muppetstrider · 5 days

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#dirkjohn

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muppetstrider · 6 days

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GOD DAMN IT I KIN AN OLD MAN!

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muppetstrider · 6 days

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Important Confession

I lied about my NFT status (value, connection to the blockchain, etc.) and took thousands of dollars from my followers using this blog and I truly apologize.

#no i think you’re right for it

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muppetstrider · 27 days

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"Don't be afraid, Kermit my love. My red lips will part for your Muppet Eggs. I will swallow them whole and mother fcuking enjoy it..." Joker chuckled darkly

#fuck yea oviposition

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muppetstrider · 27 days

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✍️lives✍️in✍️Kentucky✍️🤔

My first ever post was my full legal name and address and social security number and credit card information so if you want the delicious prize of my secret real life details simply scroll to the beginning of my blog. I promise it's there

#this guy doesn’t know you can just use tumblr archive to go straight to the first post

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muppetstrider · 27 days

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I have gone too soft. I need to become horny and evil again

#inspiration

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muppetstrider · 27 days

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STRILONDE ATTACK!!

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muppetstrider · 28 days

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Bucephalus is dead.

#WHAT #will light a cig in his honor tonight

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muppetstrider · 28 days

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New official poster for Joker: Folie à Deux

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muppetstrider · 1 month

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The emotional turmoil is too much... from now on, I will be neither Muppeting or Jokering on this blog. This is now a fanblog for the Gameboy Advance game Dogz Fashion. Thank you for understanding

#this is so real

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muppetstrider · 1 month

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they will explode in 3 weeks

#i enjoy them

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muppetstrider · 1 month

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This took more time than I imagined

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muppetstrider · 1 month

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sorry for being less active, fall semester starting so i’m moving back to college town. i will probably be slightly less active then normal for a moment. but im still apart of the brother/sister/siblinghood or wacky muppet friends

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muppetstrider · 1 month

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Hole

#yes

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muppetstrider · 1 month

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kermit it’s an imposter!!!!

hi kermit :) i actually changed my mind and dont want tohang out with you :/ srry

Oh... that's okay. I can rollerblade by myself. I am sure I will look cool as I am wearing my Special Cape today.

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