muppetstrider

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please save us muppet joker

Many of you have been asking if I intend to step up as the next Pope. I wanted to confirm that yes, I will be Throwing My Hat Into The Ring. I have submitted the beginnings of my New Bible to the Vatican: a stage play retelling of the book of Genesis... complete with guest star Vriska Homestuck and Active Audience Participation

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Ok fine we can have a little yaoi for 4/13

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I made them a pintrest board so expect more dumb images like this

Also the og image

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4/10

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LMFAO I HAVE THREE OF THEM

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Greetings Transgenders... I am happy to anounce that today you are extra visible to me. I can see you so clearly. I am looking at you. I am nodding and smiling. I will continue to look at you with both of my eyes wide open for the rest of the day. I will not blink until midnight. Happy Trans Gender Day Of Visibility!!!!!!!!

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OK fine. I will reveal my Dark and Twisted new kintype... Do NOT Cancel me Tumblr people cannot control who they kin!!

I KIN DARK MATT.

This is the darker, somehow even more evil version of a guy named Matt. CEO of Tumblr by day, PUNK EMO BY NIGHT. Yes, I know I have Emo trauma... but I cannot help the twisted workings of my subconscious.

Dark Matt Fast Facts:

Born and Raised in Houstan, Texas

Emo, taking Japanese lessons

Thinks he can cook, but can't

Dated David Karp before his transition, (his dad had no idea), calls him Karpy (one of the few who can and live)

OBSESSED with Anime

Frequents tumblr AND Twitter, so naturally runs into his ex (Karpy) a lot

J.K. Rowling's former mold dealer...

Used to kin Draco malfoy. Hates to recall his past

Tattoo artist. Gives himself his own tattoos

Pretends to like Jazz and Classical, but is really K and Jpop TRASH

Flamboyant, Loud Mouthed, and Bad at loooove :(

Kermit did NOT want him to have a bracelet, but Joker seems to like him, so...

My Darkest kintype... the one I am most ashamed of...

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this is how their one canon interaction went right?

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Anyone else got muppet dysphoria. I should’ve been made of felt

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i don’t know why you would assume i looked at the account longer then 2 second. muppetstrider has his own agenda to attend.

dave, 21 years old, he/him (male)

18+ pls, ageless blogs also get blocked

gay autistic homosexual

i follow back from my main

this is my side account dedicated to @the-muppet-joker 💐

primary kins: dave strider, maybe more?

secondary kins: boober (fraggle rock), son goku (dragon ball)

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my account is the more real more cool dave strider considering you believe that dave strider would support elon musk

dave, 21 years old, he/him (male)

18+ pls, ageless blogs also get blocked

gay autistic homosexual

i follow back from my main

this is my side account dedicated to @the-muppet-joker 💐

primary kins: dave strider, maybe more?

secondary kins: boober (fraggle rock), son goku (dragon ball)

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Effigy of the muppet joker. Nail polish on crochet doll. 2024.

Created by @me0wdy-pardner

I have things in store for him