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WOW can't believe THAT HAPPENED

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Submitting my application for another job... this time I will surely remain employed for longer than a month!

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paradox shot 4 @hsprzine

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Inspo

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also my 3 week t break ends in less then 2 days (yippe!)

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idk how much longer i can hold it in but i am so autistically obsessed with dbz

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you can easily return to the past, but no one is there anymore ⏰

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KNIGHT OF TIME

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I saw the muppet glow

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Thoughts on the homestuck sex puppets?

Meeee - YOW! (I get on all fours and pant like a dog) Daddy likea the puppet sex! Bark bark bark AWOOOGA 😍😍😍

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doesn’t elon musk have a transgender daughter that he completely misgenders and publicly says horrible things about? do you really want to give money to a mega transphobe?

Buy a bus and name it the “down with cis bus”

I think I'd rather have a Down With Cis Cybertruck

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levitating

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whar

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day 310

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i want you guys to know i am 1000% a DAVEKAT TRUTHER. I LOVE YOU DAVEKAT. DAVEKAT IS THE REASON I READ HOMESTUCK BACK IN 2015/2016. DAVEKAT DAVEKAT DAVEKAT DAV

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croaker please you're scaring us

Don't be scared, gay. I pull back my Joker lips into a Joker smile. Most muppets don't have teeth, but I am different and I have many. I hold your hand to comfort you... it's grey from my sharpie bath... you look back up in terror and realize Vriska Homestuck...

BUT IT'S TOO LATE.

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What the fuck you got against Johnkat? They're the ultimate kismesistude.

Come find me so we can face each other in combat with nothing but our bare hands... we beat one another raw and bloody, and I realize you are far stronger than I am... and then right before you deliver the killing blow I give in to my ugly need for survival and throw a rock at your head, breaking the sacred rules of our battle and killing you instantly. I look coldly at your corpse, who trusted me to at least kill you with honor, and realize that I live without morals and that nothing is left to tether me to humanity. I wish that this revalation would make me feel something, but I remain hollow and heartless. Are we just animals who kill one another to survive? Are we something worse?