muppetfaust

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Sinner 14 of the Kermit Green.

What if the muppet joker was in limbus company

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did you just reffrence skyrim?

I'm not """mentally ill""" I'm FUCKING CORRECT. I'm RIGHT to die for my cause. My female ancestors from the Pleistocene epoch are smiling upon me, misogynists. Can you say the same? Would they be proud of the BULLSHIT you believe and enact with your FAT HOGS and SWOLLEN CLITS

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arent you a trans man or did faust misread something?

One of those things you’ve already admitted isn’t true. The other… also clearly isn’t true. Sorry to say.

Being queer is perfectly alright and normal. Your uncle is, most of your followers are. Eric and Zach are. Just so you know, people support you no matter what.

DO NOT FUCKING TEST ME. I AM CISGENDER AND HETEROSEXUAL. DO YOU WANT TO FIGHT? I WILL KNOCK YOUR TEETH DOWN YOUR THROAT, BUDDY. I AM NOT A FORCE TO BE RECKONED WITH.

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hm. Faust might make a new dni.

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why would you chose to engage with something that upsets you like this

Being a vampire is really cool and fun actually. I think I'm gonna go eat some more people.

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What's your Classpect?

hm. faust, although she knows a great many things, knows actually very little of homestuck. she is a far bigger fan of the project moon series. however, I'm reasonably sure i am a witch. perhaps of shadow? Faust's never been one for light.

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human pet guy wants to cut somebodies eyeballs out for sex reasons.

Why is the human pet guy on tumblr again?

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like we're any better. ^local plushfucker.

Why is the human pet guy on tumblr again?

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faust thinks that if seeing such a movie would feel like that you should watch it.

I saw the muppet glow

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steel, posers!

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the transfemme experience....

I suppose it is like me to desire that which is forbidden

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if the rocky horror picture show is reffrenced once more... LA CREATURA COMETH

They need to remake the rocky horror picture show but with muppets. Why am I telling you this? I know that you secretly own disney steve. or should I say... WALT DISNEY!

What evidence do you have?

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Hi! 👋 We're reaching out with a heartfelt message of hope. My wife, Diana, our two young daughters, and I live in Gaza, where we face daily struggles in an environment filled with conflict 💔. We've just launched a new GoFundMe campaign to help us escape this danger and find a place where our family can live in peace. Your support, even by simply sharing the link, would mean the world to us. Thank you for reading our story, and for any help you can give ❤️🌸.

Please take a moment to check it out: [https://gofund.me/4f370b48]

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Hello lm hamdi ,I humbly ask for your support by reblogging this post on your account to help me and my family. As newcomers to Tumblr and GoFundMe, we are in desperate need of your kindness and support. 🙏🇵🇸🍉😔Please donate 🙏🏼Let's reach the goal as soon as possible .

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Hello 👋🌸,

I hope you’re doing great! 😊 I’m Jaber, and I’m reaching out for help to evacuate my wife, Muna, and our 2-year-old son, Hashem, from Gaza. They’re in a really tough situation due to the war, and I’m doing everything I can to bring them to safety so we can be together again.

We also lost our small family business due to the bombings, so we’re hoping to rebuild our lives from scratch. If you could take a moment to check out our campaign, share, or even donate, it would mean so much to us:

Link: https://gofund.me/b8dbbb43

Thank you so much for your support 💖

Jaber and Family

Vetted by @90-ghost and by association

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If you voted, can you also share ( @freepaleatine95 ) Marah's story? Her family is living under dangerous conditions in Gaza where they are at risk from the bombings and other attacks. Everyday is a struggle and Marah hopes her family will not be starved. They've raised $53,175 / $70,000 as of now. Even just a small donation or one reblog can help.

Fundraiser has been vetted by 90-ghost.

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Faust is just like this all the time, she has no idea what you mean.

goddamn the trump news hit so hard the croakerverse is breaking character.