I am She Who Despises The Light.She/HerTransgender.A part of the Croker Movement.A Sinner against God Himself.A new Adam has been born.He shall Save Us from The Light.And deliver Us into Perfect Bodies.
I feel that The Croaker being dead may be one of the better possible outcomes of this whole ascension door situation. Death is something the mind can learn to comprehend and accept, but I fear there are other forces much worse than the finality of death which mortal minds shouldn't know of. I pray that mankind will never have to bare witness to what is on the other side of that door.
i’m hoping he’ll come back changed in a good way tbh but these are all good points
hey y’all i’m planning to create a timeline of Important Canon Events for when i torture my irl friends with info about the croaker. can you guys lmk if i’ve missed anything significant? or if i’ve gotten any dates wrong (i’ll be periodically updating this post)
Current list (not necessarily in chronological order):
reddit post(s)
creation of the rival blogs (gonzobatman first, then piggy and denise)
creation of the fan blogs
foreshadowing for the vriska kinshift event (April 29, 2024)
stealing ethan’s hair
running away from home (April 27, 2024) and discovering his biblical adam kin (April 29, 2024)
first mention of the muppet transformation caves (May 1, 2024)
start of relationship with number four
messy break up with number four (part one)
attempts to curse the pope (parts one & two)
strange aeons video and involuntary vriska kinshift
Finally, there are the non-numbered Brotherhood members, which include 1 :
@muppetjokersbiggestfan
@themuppetjokerepicfan
@muppetjokercrushing
@muppetjokernonbinaryfan
@muppetjoker-foidfan
@thenewscenemomuppetjokerfan
@iluvthemuppetjoker
@muppetjokerfandashie
@muppetstrider
@r0l0way
@iluvthecroaker
1 @ilovegayvampires . (2024, June 8). Current Players in Muppet Joker lore [Post]. Tumblr. https://www.tumblr.com/ilovegayvampires/752733856621330432/current-players-in-muppet-joker-lore
The hour has come. The final battle is at hand. Take this, all of you and eat of it. This is my body (the eyes of Kermit. The eyes of God). Take this all of you and drink of it. This is my blood. Olipop, the elixer of Famine. We all drink in the Dennys parkinglot, the birthplace of War. The shadow of the beast of Conquest circles overhead, the shadow of a long furby who means us harm. Standing at the horizen of existence is the princess of Death herself. Twilight Sparkle holds the thread of my life. But it will not be cut. I will defeat the antichrist. I am Kermit. I am Joker. I am Kermit. I am Joker. I am Kermit. I am Joker. I am Kermit. I am Joker. I am Kermit. I am Joker. I am Kermit. I am Joker. I am Kermit. I am Joker. I am Kermit. I am Joker.