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Maud Fuller Petersham (1890-1971) & Miska Petersham (1888-1960), ''Rootabaga Pigeons'' by Carl Sandburg, 1923
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wow. you liked godzilla? the movie where a huge monster rampaged through a city and killed thousands and thousands of people? you thought it was cool? you think it's cool when vulnerable urban populations are decimated? you literally condone mass death? :/
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the humble african forest buffalo has some of the best ears ever i think


EXACTLY!!!!! LOOK QT THOSE EARS!!!!!
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I am a truther of exercise as a mental health coping mechanism. The main downside of it being your main mechanism is it turns your brain into a husky. You come home at the end of the day one day and find it chewing apart all the walls and you're like "ah damn this is because I forgot to take you for your mountain hike today"
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Can you guys watch my fairy tale prince with the lamb motif and my jaded knight who sees himself as nothing more than a starving and desperate wolf while I step out for a moment? And DON'T 🫵 let them kiss.
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therapist: "See, if you'd taken these last few months to actually rest, reflect, think introspectively, and work on yourself, instead of spending every single day sitting at your desk with every muscle tensed going 'I just need to lock in--'"
me: "I'm this close to locking in though"
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Knight who seeks to get injured in combat so she can be tenderly held by her Lady but she keeps absolutely killing it out there and she's too honorable to throw a fight
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girlknight slumped over the bar at the local tavern, three pints in, gripping her own scalp, "i have GOT to stop swearing oaths of fealty"
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