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Meowwww meeeeeoooowww MEEEEEEOWWWWWW!!!!

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we've been doing this thing called "hitting the nosferatu" where you hunch your shoulders and walk towards things while pointing with a long creepy finger

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... car

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I wish we could've gotten George W. Bush to just live stream the inauguration on Twitch with his running commentary. Every time they show him on camera he looks like he's about to crash out or laugh his ass off. He is notably wearing a blue tie. He did not clap for Trump once. He keeps whisper-gossiping to everyone near him.

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suck my nonbinary lesbian NUTS you fuckwit i might take the she out of she/they just to spite him

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Have to find trump’s inauguration speech from today for my linguistics class to analyse and. God. Oh god. This is gonna be a long four years isn’t it

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So.. no assassination attempts????

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One side effect is rather adore about the tik tok ban is that my brother copes terribly with boredom so he has barged into my room four times (five times as i write this post) already weeping and crying about his tik toks and how he’s going through withdrawals and how he’s gonna Die

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NOOOO CAPCUT NOOO DONT LEAVE MEEEE NOOO

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Its just like in my heart to be happy and kind and excited and talk in all caps with !!!! And :333 and :DDD like I was born this way

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Can we add connor to the call to ask dream to name 3 women?

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My current favourite pattern is waking up in the morning to see dream situation trending, then disappear from the page, then trend again at night when everyone on the western hemisphere wakes up

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gonna be telling my indoor solitary cat she's a whore from now on so she learns how to take a joke

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HI

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I just remembered i had a dream that i accidentally posted a draft chapter that i still needed to edit and it was hilariously devastating to me bc all the comments were like ???? Its the middle of the month woah surprise chapter and i kept responding to all the comments going DONT LOOK AT IT I ACCIDENTALLY HIT POST

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Time to summon the demons! :]

I have writers block