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All of the events of Frozen are Anna's fault. All because of two lines:

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"The sky's awake, so I'm awake, so we have to PLAY!"

Was it awake? Yes. But they are in Norway, where the lights can be seen often (I might have got that wrong, but I know it isn't rare).

"Do you wanna build a snowman?"

Was she a child? Yes. Did she know better? Yeah, but she obviously didn't care. She pestered Elsa until she played with her. Sure, Elsa gave in but Anna wouldn't let her sleep. Wouldn't leave her be, despite being told that Elsa just wanted to sleep.

Anna also didn't listen to Elsa when she tried to get her to stop when the girl couldn't keep up. So, yeah.. I mean, that's kinda what she gets.

Look, I get that kids are kinda hyper and test limits. But Anna should have stopped the first time she was told no. Imagine what would have happened had she stopped..

Elsa would have learned control. Anna wouldn't be so desperately annoying for any scrap of attention. Their parents wouldn't have separated them, Elsa wouldn't have shut herself off from everyone.

Does that have anything to do with their parents' deaths? No. But if Anna had listened when she was told "no", the sisters could have grieved together and presented a strong front to their people. Arendelle wouldn't be seen as a "mysterious trade partner" by Weaseltown.

Kristoff wouldn't have been adopted by the trolls, but he had, ya know, PEOPLE around him with the ice harvesters. He'd have some social skills and wouldn't be a pick me boy. Would he and Anna get together? No, she wouldn't have a reason to be with him. (I don't ship Anna/Hans, I ship Helsa, sorry guys.)

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All of the events of Frozen are Anna's fault. All because of two lines:

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"The sky's awake, so I'm awake, so we have to PLAY!"

Was it awake? Yes. But they are in Norway, where the lights can be seen often (I might have got that wrong, but I know it isn't rare).

"Do you wanna build a snowman?"

Was she a child? Yes. Did she know better? Yeah, but she obviously didn't care. She pestered Elsa until she played with her. Sure, Elsa gave in but Anna wouldn't let her sleep. Wouldn't leave her be, despite being told that Elsa just wanted to sleep.

Anna also didn't listen to Elsa when she tried to get her to stop when the girl couldn't keep up. So, yeah.. I mean, that's kinda what she gets.

Look, I get that kids are kinda hyper and test limits. But Anna should have stopped the first time she was told no. Imagine what would have happened had she stopped..

Elsa would have learned control. Anna wouldn't be so desperately annoying for any scrap of attention. Their parents wouldn't have separated them, Elsa wouldn't have shut herself off from everyone.

Does that have anything to do with their parents' deaths? No. But if Anna had listened when she was told "no", the sisters could have grieved together and presented a strong front to their people. Arendelle wouldn't be seen as a "mysterious trade partner" by Weaseltown.

Kristoff wouldn't have been adopted by the trolls, but he had, ya know, PEOPLE around him with the ice harvesters. He'd have some social skills and wouldn't be a pick me boy. Would he and Anna get together? No, she wouldn't have a reason to be with him. (I don't ship Anna/Hans, I ship Helsa, sorry guys.)

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Unglamrocked Freddy

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It's so CUTE!!

They had a little steam baby

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"I didn't want a princess, daddy! I want to be one!" Came the complaints of the toddler dagonling as the scared princess who was shaking.

You sigh in a mixture of exhaustion and exasperation. "Well, Ruby, honey-"

"NO! That's not what I want! It's not! It's not!" Ho boy. The tantrum is starting strong.

"Um.." came the soft spoken voice of the princess, who was facing you.

You blow dark smoke clouds from your nose. You did NOT need this today. "Speak, human." She couldn't possibly make this situation any worse.

"I.." She stopped, before swallowing her courage ir seemed. "I can teach her how to be a princess."

You laugh. "That is the most preposterous-"

"You can!?" That was the fastest she'd stopped crying since the day she hatched. Hmm.. you can work with this.

"Very well, name your price for teaching." Although you do not wish to part with your hoard, anything to make your dragonling happy.

"A place in your home." The princess says, which dumbfounds you.

"Why?" You are suspicious now, your eyes boardering on slits.

The princess shrugged, "it's quite cozy and I've always wanted to learn the language of dragons." She smiles, "it seems like it would be useful, should another dragon who is not so merciful and who doesn't speak the Common Tongue kidnap me."

You, after a moment, nod. "Very well." This could be useful to you as well, your offsrping learning a mixture of Draconic and Common would make her true royalty amongst dragons. And her lessons could make her more appealing to the more open minded human-folk.

And so, from that day forwards, you and your child have dubbed the princess: Auntie Princess.

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For years, Auntie would visit. You don't remember a time when she wouldn't. And things were perfect. You, your father and your Auntie.

And then, when you had grown and found your own cave, your father had left from a visit and never came back.

"Cut down by a group of knights." Your Aunt said, crying as well. "Filth." She hissed in Draconic, pulling your head to her lap and starting to rub between your horns to give you comfort.

"I want to burn them." You said, relaxing a little. "But you taught me that princesses don't do that."

When you feel your Auntie make a noise like a yowling cat, her attempt at growling in Draconic, you knew that meant displeasure.

"That is true, but I am a queen now. And queens, my dear niece, can wage war."

You show all of your teeth in a smile. "That we can, Auntie."

That kingdom will know the wrath of Auntie Princess, first of her name and queen of her lands, defender of the Dragon Princess. Bringer of Justice for her family.

You kidnapped a princess, because your dragon daughter wanted a princess. You are not sure why exactly she wanted one but you got her one.

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Finished coloring Sacha.

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Wild Dogs see a Domesticated Dog

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The mom just deadass flopped onto the baby.

Sevdiğim kediler

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It's so fucking bad today, bro I can't >.<

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It's my 9 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

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Pov: you ship Lunter

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A mosquito withers and dies after drinking his blood. His eyes move with a tiny delay instead of perfect sync. You’re pretty sure you saw him take food out of the oven barehanded yesterday. You love your room mate like a brother, but his bad act is getting hard to ignore.

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Wonderful lecture, it was very informative.

I do have some questions.

As Ditto is a genderless Pokemon in it's base form, and it can change it's gender depending on what Pokémon it's paired with for breeding purposes.

1. Can a Ditto successfully breed with a Mewtwo?

2. And if so, carry it a Mewtwo egg to full term?

3. Would there be any defects to the offspring due to Ditto's ever changing biology/genetic structure and Mewtwo's complex genetic structure?

Hope this clears things up

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