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I ain’t gonna make it. Afraid this cowboy’s been to his last hoedown. Octavius, remember me as I was, wild, and free, and–and…No need for final words. I’m not finished yet. Oh.

Owen Wilson and Steve Coogan as Jedediah Smith and Gaius Octavius in the Night at the Museum Trilogy (2006-2014) dir. Shawn Levy

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Unmute !

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I know when we talk about ~men writing women~ we usually focus on the “she breasted boobily” variety but can we just acknowledge that in The Sound of Music, a mother abbess sends one of her young, naive charges to go and work for a rich, single older man and when said young naif flees back to the abbey and refuses to speak to anyone about what happened to her except to say “I can’t face him again”, the abbess’ first reaction is “are you in ~love~ with him?” when any woman’s knee-jerk reaction would be “GIRL WHAT TF DID HE DO AND SHOULD I CALL THE POLICE”

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This tiktok specifically has destroyed my sense of humor because now I wake up everyday and think to myself “good morning, it’s time for MAYONNAISE” and immediately cry laughing

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Can you imagine how the ranger corps at large felt when first meeting Will??

First they’re like “oh Halt has a new apprentice. poor thing.” Then he kills the kalkara and saves Halt’s life Then he thwarts Morgarath at the bridge and is kidnapped by skandians Then Halt commits treason and is banished from the country and expelled from the corps, all to go after the boy Then he not only turns out to be alive, but he plays a critical role in thwarting a temujai invasion AND forging an international treaty with the skandians

This all happens before any of the other rangers meet him in person

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Locus’ mistake was that to achieve a true RvB Redemption™ he should have taken Tucker’s armor when Tucker put on the Meta’s because so long as someone dies and you can scuttle into someone’s old armor like an opportunistic hermit crab, Blue team will just have to accept you, apparently.

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Just overheard two teenaged boys at the front door of their friend’s house. One was on the phone and gently said, “Oh, did you just wake up?” And the other one yelled “OPEN UP, FUCKNUGGET!” while slamming his hand on the door. I gotta say I love the friendship dynamic

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I apologise to all the people who followed me for a specific thing and now have to endure getting spammed by my ever fluctuating obsessions

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Will: *screams*

Gilan: *screams louder to establish dominance*

Crowley: should we do something?

Halt, observing: No. I want to see who wins this

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