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“The New Guy in Town” 24″ x 36″ long format print. You can get one here in my Etsy shop.

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supervillain tip: maybe don’t yell your evil plan into a megaphone. i can hear you from 8 blocks away

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Billy: Listen, we need your help.

Agatha: Great. Who are we killing? I won’t do kids, that’s a rule. But that rule is negotiable if the kid’s a dick.

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So, when the Batkids get hurt, like, seriously hurt, they logically know that they best place they could go is the batcave. Fully stocked infirmary, the most updated medical technology possible, and Alfred to give them tea and sew up all of the wounds that they can't quite reach.

However, if any of them are even mildly beefing with Bruce, which they almost always are, they'll be damned if they're gonna face The Disappointed Bat Glare (tm) while also bleeding out, much less the speech that will inevitably follow.

This leads to either

A. The batkids sneaking into each others apartments and safehouses to get help, aka

Tim: -humming to himself as he flicks on the lights of the common room at Titans Tower-

Dick: -slumped on the couch dripping blood from two stab wounds- Hey, Timmy. Could you get your med kit?

Tim: -brief high pitched scream- FUCK!!! -long silence- Yeah, sure.

Dick: Great. Also, Bart heard me calling for you in the dark, and he thought I was a ghost of some sort. I think he ran to Mexico to get away, so you might want to track him down.

B. The batkids attempting to sneak into the batcave and patch themselves up without Bruce realizing they were ever there, aka

Jason: -sneaking through the medical bay in the dark, trying to silently open drawers when the lights suddenly come on-

Alfred: -standing by the light switch- Master Jason, may I inquire as to what you're doing here?

Jason: -actively gushing blood from his side- ....Nothing.

Alfred: Do you require stitches?

Jason: ....No.

Alfred: -actively pulling out the supplies to stitch up his wound- If you say so, Master Jason.

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Well, you know, some bathroom graffiti offers insight.

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Cowboy Bebop TV Series (1998)

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in secret lgbt worm in the scene where the undersiders split up to change clothes according to gender they still do that as per brian (heterosexual) and taylor (repressed bisexual)'s decrees except brian suffers more because alec is like [trying to make friendly conversation voice] wellthis is sort of pointless right because i'm bisexual and brian is like [bravely telling himself he's not supposed to be bothered because regent is small and nonthreatening and effeminate but uncomfortable anyway] The Part I Care About Is That Imp Is Over There. and alec is like yeah but she's bisexual too so she's probably getting an eyeful if youknow what i mean. and i'm at least ninety-percent rache is a lesbo. and brian is like

aisha is bisexual?

and alec is like. what yeah its really obvious lol. hey can you hand me my shirt. while brian is experiencing a nightmarish flashback to the time aisha borrowed his laptop when she was 11 and when he checked the search history after she gave it back it was all like "Tits. girl boob" and he went "huh! guess that's a normal growing girl thing. maybe i should buy her one of those books about puberty. since i would rather kill myself than discuss this with her." and then casually carried on with his day

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Neurodivergent Girl

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we Need more characters in media who are disabled just because their body did that. having disabled characters at all is so rare and usually they were injured in some disaster and they Should still exist but like !! as someone who slowly became disabled for no apparent reason. i want character like me, too

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Rice ball cat

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weird how no one ever comments on the absence of smells unprompted. the nose just isn't a topic of conversation unless it's urgent huh

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in honour of wolvie returning to the big screen here's a fond childhood memory