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growing up as an imaginative single child, I loved to play with Barbies. I loved creating elaborate drama-filled storylines for them and I could keep at it for hours. there was one problem. I had like 15 thrift store Barbies and no Kens. I only had one Barbie-sized male doll and it was a collectible Elvis Presley doll and he was my favorite doll. I always did the Elvis voice when I was playing him but he had no relation to Elvis Presley otherwise. anyway, he had some crazy days. trapped on a scary planet where he is the only man in the world and half of the women there hate him. in a massive car accident and stranded in the woods with a girlfriend who had broken her foot and a crazy ex girlfriend who had stalked them there. kidnapped by Athena (one of my Barbie sized dolls was Athena, like, the goddess) and held captive by her while trying to go home to his 7 situationships. all of this happening to a guy who looks and sounds exactly like Elvis but is otherwise the quintessential everyman.

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Harping on my Bagginsheild ways, as one does, it is worth noting that in terms of complimentary races in the Tolkienverse, Dwarves and Hobbits are uniquely well-suited.

Both dwell underground (Dwarves more than Hobbits, but the inclination is there all the same)

Both are private peoples suspicious of outsiders.

Both love a good meal and wine and are always happy to eat and make merry.

Both (to greater or lesser degrees) collect and hoard valuables.

Both are quite short.

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integra "im holding his leash i can release it" hellsing and her offputting dog

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malls are dying because they don't have blacksmith, apothecary, alehouse or peddler's

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Donna Noble would 100% bite directly into ice cream with her teeth

it’s true to me

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Fever is a hilarious immune response. Our bodies tell the disease “hey, wanna see which one of us dies of overheating first? No? Too bad.” and honestly they’re not even the winners a decent chunk of the time but it works often enough that we never evolved it away or anything. Fantastic work.

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self indulgent frobin doodle

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what is HAPPENING

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Please life, just let me draw these gay hogs in peace already

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Hey, so I'm here to serve angst. Enjoy!

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time smells bad.

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Sci-fi shows nowadays are dramatic and realistic. Give me the artistic lighting, give me awkward fight scenes, let aliens wear drag queen level eyeshadows, convince me that the same decoration in every episode is a different planet, make a whole Alice in Wonderland subplot just because you found a big bunny costume in the garage, let the space pirates wear pirate costumes, dress the dog in the secondhand unicorn costume and say it’s an alien species, give me the most angsty episode I’ve seen right after the episode about some moving mama rock, give me the bROMANCE, give me HONOR, LOYALTY, DIGNITY, and some cool unrealistic but beautiful spaceships, give me flip phones as the coolest device ever, give me dramatic zoom-ins, give me thoughtful stares in the distance with dramatic music. Then we’ll talk.

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I can’t actually verbalise just how SHITTED I am that the entire internet is being sanitised just so I can be absolutely ACCOSTED with ads for products that I don’t want

AND they’re making it the rules that you can’t opt out of ads unless you pay? Like literally everywhere?

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Menaces. Me and @linddzz talking about the terrible habits of our favourite twig boys let to this.

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going super...

lineless art is pretty fun ngl