msvelawciraptor
msvelawciraptor
Jurassic times call for Jurassic measures
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Just one of the feral idiots who cost Yahoo one billion dollars.
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msvelawciraptor · 6 hours ago
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obsessed with whatever’s going on in hockey… how dare you disrespect his chickens like that????
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msvelawciraptor · 6 hours ago
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supervillain concept that's like Poison Ivy but instead of avenging plants she's just, like, really pissed off about the shoddy mistreatment of pet fish. still incredibly sexy and a huge dyke, needless to say.
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msvelawciraptor · 9 hours ago
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msvelawciraptor · 9 hours ago
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I'm glad that people are still having fun on tumblr even after we found out about the frightening ghoul that reblogs posts but doesn't say anything
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msvelawciraptor · 9 hours ago
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Pepsi distributed Dr Pepper (on the left) And Coca-Cola distributed Dr Pepper (on the right). Dr. Pepper isn’t owned by either company, it is it’s own company Keurig Doctor Pepper, BUT they don’t have a bottling facility. In an area, they use whichever bottling facility gives them the best deal. That’s why sometimes it’s Pepsi shaped and sometimes it’s Coke shaped.
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msvelawciraptor · 9 hours ago
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my phone isn’t charging even though i plugged her innnnn dramatic ass bitch. YOUR PUSSY IS FILLED! WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT
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msvelawciraptor · 9 hours ago
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Donald Trump signed an Executive Order to defund libraries!
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SHOW UP FOR OUR LIBRARIES! 📚 CONTACT YOUR CONGRESSPEOPLE!
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msvelawciraptor · 9 hours ago
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msvelawciraptor · 9 hours ago
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Stop getting mad at me I raise undead when im in distress
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msvelawciraptor · 9 hours ago
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msvelawciraptor · 9 hours ago
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One of my only issues with the wicked fandom is the fact that a huge subsection of fiyeraba shippers specifically will insist that gelphie has no canon basis, and similarly a lot of gelphie shippers will try to dismiss fiyero and his role within the story.
If you fall into either of these categories, I'm about to absolutely blow your mind- People can date more than one person in their entire lives.
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msvelawciraptor · 17 hours ago
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msvelawciraptor · 17 hours ago
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I NEED people to understand that condoms aren’t free because “MEN like to FUCK lol,” they’re free because thirteen thousand people die from AIDS every year in the US alone.
Stop framing free menstrual products as more essential than free condoms. They should BOTH be free.
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msvelawciraptor · 17 hours ago
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You can be talking to someone and she'll be like, "Oh I made a silly mistake. Women don't deserve voting rights teehee." And you'll be like, "What." And she'll be like, "Oh I'm sorry! That must sound so bad out of context. No it's this Tiktok meme where, if you're a girl and you do something dumb, you say 'Women don't deserve voting rights teehee.'"
And you'll be like, "That sounds bad." And she'll be like, "No no. It's totally not that bad. It's just a meme. Men say it too. Like if a man does something silly he'll be like, 'I am like those women who do not deserve to vote.'" And you'll be like, "Does that make it better?" And she'll be like, "Well there was one guy who tried to make 'Men shouldn't vote' a popular meme. But it never caught on and also he got yelled at a lot."
And then you drop it there because like, you're harshing the vibe.
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msvelawciraptor · 17 hours ago
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msvelawciraptor · 17 hours ago
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Not “Only my reading of canon is correct” or “Interpretations are subjective and all valid” but a secret third thing, “More than one interpretation can be valid but there’s a reason your English teacher had you cite quotes and examples in your papers, you have to have a strong argument that your interpretation is actually supported by the text or it is just wrong and I’m fine with telling you it’s wrong, actually.”
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