msvelawciraptor
msvelawciraptor
Jurassic times call for Jurassic measures
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Just one of the feral idiots who cost Yahoo one billion dollars.
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msvelawciraptor · 8 hours ago
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My favorite cat emotion is “I’m mad at you, but I must stay in your line of sight so you KNOW I’m mad at you. It is NOT because I actually want to spend time with you. I am mad. Much mad. Look at me being mad.”
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msvelawciraptor · 8 hours ago
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If you ever tagged me to do one of those tag game thingies and I never did it:
1) Thank you, seriously. Those are fun and being included shows that my followers care enough to want to learn more about me.
2) Very sorry about that, it’s extremely likely that I said to myself “Cool! But I’m busy at the moment, I’ll have to do this later today or tomorrow” before proceeding to just straight-up forget, now it’s too far back in my notifications and/or your blog to find again.
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msvelawciraptor · 8 hours ago
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Don’t forget that Saint Patrick is not the only saint whose feast day is March 17. It is also the feast of Saint Gertrude, the patron saint of cats and the people who love them.
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msvelawciraptor · 8 hours ago
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I loooooooove that "we run a diner" has become the tag line for every situation. is it ever applicable? no. does it ever clear anything up? also no. but is it technically correct enough to make me giggle each time? hell yeah
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msvelawciraptor · 8 hours ago
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As Elon Musk cements his place in history as a fascist tech overlord and the rest of the world looks at us in horror, I really do want to reiterate what I feel will be lost to the history books
Nearly everyone in america has thought and continues to think that Elon is very cringe.
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msvelawciraptor · 8 hours ago
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“I’m just trying to do my goddamn job. They have no idea who they picked a f—king fight with.”
I welcome this kind of energy. But also: this mook doesn’t know history, if Al Capone taught people anything, you do NOT mess with the IRS.
And, they tried to mess with the IRS big time.
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msvelawciraptor · 8 hours ago
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hey gamers I’ve started watching star trek does anyone else see the romantic tension between captain kirk and mr. spock
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msvelawciraptor · 8 hours ago
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accuracy of horror movie titles
Scream: 10/10
they sure did
Get Out: 10/10
he sure did
A Quiet Place: 10/10
it sure is
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Video game building IRL
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msvelawciraptor · 14 hours ago
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Telling the federal judiciary to "f*ck off" https://robertreich.substack.com/p/telling-the-federal-judiciary-to
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msvelawciraptor · 21 hours ago
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obsessed with whatever’s going on in hockey… how dare you disrespect his chickens like that????
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msvelawciraptor · 21 hours ago
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supervillain concept that's like Poison Ivy but instead of avenging plants she's just, like, really pissed off about the shoddy mistreatment of pet fish. still incredibly sexy and a huge dyke, needless to say.
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msvelawciraptor · 24 hours ago
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msvelawciraptor · 24 hours ago
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I'm glad that people are still having fun on tumblr even after we found out about the frightening ghoul that reblogs posts but doesn't say anything
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