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life is sometimes rough but my general goal is to remain as kind and thoughtful a person as possible

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i dropped off my resume at this place at 1:15 and got called for an interview at 1:45 holy dang

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The Princess Diaries (2001) dir. Gary Marshall

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I keep thinking oh man, I’m so immature. How am I allowed to be an adult.

Then I spend time with teenagers.

And it’s like, wow, okay, yeah. I am an adult. I am so adult. Look at me adulting all over the place.

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So my boss once robbed a museum to prove a point and honestly, I think she is my new role model. 

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goin home to be ugly in peace is one of my fav things to do

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me: [accidentally closes a chrome window with 50+ tabs]

my laptop, gently weeping: oh my god………… oh ym hgod thank you so much……….. thank y

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American people watching eurovision with Australia in it, and then seeing Israel win.

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“do you have a type?”

uh yeah, women I’m slightly afraid of

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opposite of depression nap. depression awakeness. refreshing the same three websites over and over. there’s nothing new on any of them. eight seconds have passed and it feels like a century

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I like two fingers inside of me, and five around my neck.

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kissing is so underrated, I could just lie in bed and kiss all day

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Can you believe that there are people who live so close to the ocean that they can just think “hey, I should go to the ocean” and then they just do???

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Tiffany Haddish getting drunk and telling the story of Rose Valland, an art curator who recovered stolen art from the Nazis during WWII, is everything I’ve never thought I needed in life. Someone PLEASE make this a regular thing with her. I guarantee our children and we, as a society, would learn more from her valuable teachings. [Full video here]

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Kirsten Stewart and Lea Seydoux walk the red carpet in protest of the lack of female filmmakers honored throughout the history of the festival at the screening of “Girls Of The Sun (Les Filles Du Soleil)” during the 71st annual Cannes Film Festival at the Palais des Festivals on May 12, 2018 in Cannes, France. Only 82 films in competition in the official selection have been directed by women since the inception of the Cannes Film Festival whereas 1,645 films in the past 71 years have been directed by men.

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anyway eurovision over back to feeling like shit lmao