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Remember when I wasn't depressive piece of shit who wanted to kill himself constantly ? Me neither

Hiatus!

I’m too depressed to function sorry I’ll be back i swear

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Sorry but I'm still in hiatus , too much ooc crap going on to get into smithers rn

Hiatus!

I’m too depressed to function sorry I’ll be back i swear

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The Symbol of Faith. The one true hero. ALMIGHTY!

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Another day, another of Mr burns weird complaints needed pleasing. Smithers didn't like shopping, well for tools at least. Really, why would Burns, that cranky old man need a saw? The Secretary was looking around, especially for someone who he could have asked for help, but the only worker (who he saw) seemed busy with another client. And he seemed angry. "Well that's a weird accent " Smithers thought to himself and kept looking at the conflict that was about to happen.

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He kept his smile, though strained as it was, bright and welcoming. Flanders grips his cart handle with one tight hand. Tight enough to color his knuckles white. “ I said, ” he blurted for the fifth time, “ Where’s you diddly gosh doodlily darn hardware sectionaroonie. ” The muscle of his jaw started to ache as the employee stared with a dumbfounded expression. Time seemed to slow down as he asked, again, “ What is it you’re looking for? ”

“ The gosh dang diddly darn hard-doodily-drat-hardward secationaroonie!” Ned faltered, smile drooping a inches from his annoyance. People where starting to look his way now. Which only frustrated him further.

All he wanted was a hammer.

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Hiatus!

I'm too depressed to function sorry I'll be back i swear

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“It’s nice that your voice was the first thing I heard today.”

Fluffy/Blushy Sentence Starters ;; accepting

He smiles &  runs his fingers through his hair. “Oh its ... its really nice for you to say that”

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HAPPY MUNDAY I GUESS I'll be online soon as I crawl out of my depression

In case anyone’s wondering i have been drinking past few weeks sorry

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In case anyone's wondering i have been drinking past few weeks sorry

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Fluffy/Blushy Sentence Starters

aka “I can feel my cheeks blushing from just thinking about what I want to say to you”

“I like the way your hand fits in mine.”

“You have something in your hair, umm… Do you want me to get it out?”

“It’s nice that your voice was the first thing I heard today.”

“You can call me whenever you want… Even if you don’t have a reason to.”

“I’m bad at texting first, so I always end up hoping you will.”

“This movie is really scary, but you’re into it so I’m trying not to cover my face the whole time, but- WHAT IS THAT?”

“Wait, don’t pull away… Not yet.”

“You look really cute in that sweater.”

“Half the time I get too embarrassed to say anything.”

“No, it’s fine.  I can wait until you’re done talking to them.”

“No, like…. It’s just, I can’t believe you’re actually wearing my clothes.”

“You’re a big piece of inspiration for this, honestly.”

“God, you always make me blush so damn much.”

“I’ve been trying to get ready for like an hour and a half, because I know you’re going to look so good and I need to try and match up.”

“Would it be too cliche if we matched clothes a little?”

“First second I saw you and I couldn’t get over how beautiful you were.”

“I wanted to say “I love you” for the first time without stuttering, but that failed.”

“Could you hold my hand?”

“You can’t leave without letting me hug you first.”

“I really love holding you, darling.”

“That pet name was so gushy, but it was also so cute.”

“Aw, you’re blushing like a rose.”

“Your lips are really warm.”

“I can’t get over how a few months ago I wanted to learn your name and now you’re having breakfast with me in my sweater.”

“No, mom, don’t tell him/her I said that about him/her!”

“My friends get so annoyed by how much I talk about how sometimes.”

“Wanna, like– I mean, if you’re not busy… We could get lunch? Or even just coffee if you don’t have a lot of time?”

“Wow, I didn’t think you could make me smile this big.”

“You don’t need to leave so soon.”

“You look so comfy, and cuddle-able.”

“Quit smiling at me, I can’t stop messing up my sentences when you look at me like that.”

“You’re hiding under the blanket because you’re blushing?”

“You make me so happy.”

“Don’t give me that puppy dog face.  How am I supposed to say no to that?”

“You made these cupcakes for me?”

“I look forward to holding you close in bed soon.”

“Let’s share my coat, since you’re so cold.”

“I can’t believe I got the first date, let alone a year.”

“You make me feel so damn gushy.”

“How do you always manage to look so captivating?”

“Would you mind if I kissed you?”

“Are you sugar personified or something?”

“I know I’ve kissed you like, ten times, but just like another ten, please.”

“You’re the perfect height for me to rest my chin on your head.”

“I would’ve had breakfast ready, but you were sleeping on my arm, and I didn’t want to wake you.”

“Is it cold outside or are you just blushing?”

“Yeah… Huh? Oh, sorry I was just thinking about my girl/boyfriend.”

“I’m so in love with her/him, I don’t know what do do.”

“I remember practicing how to ask you out to the mirror.”

Writer’s choice

Send a name and a sentence xx

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Sorry for not being online !!! I'm in love and busy okay

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“Oh of course, I don’t mind , look away,”

‘           sorry       ,       mister     ,       my     hat     flew     somewhere     into      your    garden       ,         may     i      LOOK      for       it          ?            ’                   

♡      thing      for    @mrsmxithers    .  

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Dear god I think I need to make a official hiatus post

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Send one for a Scenario!

{Send the symbol + reverse for the opposite!}

♥ — Hug my muse!

♦ — Kiss my muse on the forehead!

♣ — Tickle my muse!

♠ — Massage my muse’s shoulders!

◘ — Stroke my muse’s hair!

♪ — Rub my muse’s back!

♫ — Kiss my muse’s neck!

☼ — Hold my muse’s hand! 

► — Lay your head in my muse’s lap!

▲ — Share a blanket with my muse!

◄ — Pull my muse to sit in your lap!

▼ — Share a bath/shower with my muse (writer or sender’s choice!)

✿ — To put a flower in my muses hair!

★ — To lean on my muse’s shoulder!

♫ — To sing to my muse!

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Just kidding I'm staying over my crush house , I mean It's been a week so God knows when I'm getting home

Sorry for not being online!!! I actually have some stuff to do so I’ll try to be online soon as I can

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Sorry for not being online!!! I actually have some stuff to do so I'll try to be online soon as I can

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I didn’t know I was broken ‘til I wanted to change I wanna get better, better, better, better I wanna get better

independent Waylon smithers from simpsons  ┃ Highly selective ┃promo cred x

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“It's probably dark and deep, oh no need to apologize, I too sometimes wonder stuff like that, like what’s the meaning of life. Does life even have a meaning?”

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“Have you ever wondered what space would be like to explore?” Perhaps asking such a loaded question when he was supposed to be delivering papers to the other man wasn’t his best move. He wasn’t exactly the best at knowing when not to talk. “S-Sorry, feel free to ignore my rambling.”