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Royalty AU sentence starters!

A big mix of them, so have fun with them! Intrigue, revolts, and fairytales~

“Your majesty, the invaders have breached the castle walls — you must flee!”

“I pledge my fealty to you.”

“One day, you will become a fine ruler of this land.”

“I need no king/queen.”

“You should do something about those revolts.”

“And on this day forth, you shall hold crown and scepter in the name of the people as its fair and just emperor/empress.”

“My king/queen, do not fret for there will be no one else I would rather die for.”

“Kings/queens do not weep so weakly.”

“I am not the true king/queen — I am merely their body double.”

“Oh, sweet Prince/Princess, would you care to be mine?”

“The king and queen have arranged it — you will be married to the child of the opposing nation so that peace may come to both our kingdoms.”

“In a few hours your head will roll through the town square — what say you, deposed one?”

“You are the king’s illegitimate child and I have come to collect you.”

“My name is unimportant — you, tyrant, will die today by my blade.”

“Oh, cruel majesty…for your selfishness and evil ways, I place a curse upon you and your house…”

“Royal balls are such a bore, aren’t they?”

“I wonder what it’s like beyond the palace walls?”

“You are hereby condemned, exiled from this kingdom, stripped of your title for crimes against the kingdom.”

“Oh, highness, do not shed anymore tears — I am here to rescue you.”

“As per the rules of the tourney, I am granted one wish: I wish to marry your son/daughter.”

“Let’s overthrow the king together, shall we?”

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SOULMATE AU where the first words your soulmate says to you are tattoo’d on your wrist. SEND ME YOUR MUSE’S FIRST WORDS TO MINE FOR MY MUSE’S REACTION. You can use the list below or come up with your own.

“Well, this is fun.”

“You’re staring…”

“You’re a bitch, did you know that?”

“Aw, fuck.”

“I have no idea what’s going on right now but, uhm, hi?”

“It’s a conspiracy, I swear!”

“Oh, for fuck’s sake!”

“I’m serious!”

“Can’t you do that somewhere else?”

“I’m really, really, not in the mood.”

“Fuck off!”

“Doesn’t that hurt?”

“I’m so sorry, are you okay?”

“I’m fine, really.”

“This is nothing.”

“It’s you.”

“You’re not what I expected.”

“I hate this.”

“You’ve got to be kidding me.”

“I’m not doing this.”

“…….. wow!”

“Can you hold this?”

“Don’t you think that’s overkill?”

“Oh, you’re – oh.”

“Please, don’t.”

“Honestly, I don’t care.”

“That’s the best you’ve got?”

“Wanna share?”

“( insert name here ). My name’s ( insert name here ).”

“I already regret this.”

“Everything’s gonna be okay.”

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Your muse finds mine in the woods covered in blood, cuts, and bruises. Send me "Hey, are you okay?" For my muses reaction to being found by yours

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The Monkees on set.

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You damn right yes ma'am!

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Outside!

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It stays outside!

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Phyllis bit her lip, trying not to moan as Shay teased her. She pushed Shay back onto the couch and crawled over her, like a predatory cat, running her tongue up the other woman's smooth thigh, "I need to taste you again. I'm addicted."

"You look exhausted, you should get some sleep." (I'm pretty sure I lost the other thread because I've been busy as hell, Christ)

Phyllis leaned against the counter and sagged a little, “I am exhausted. Those boys ran me ragged and I haven’t been feeling well lately ” she brushed some air out of her face and smiled, “How have you been though?”

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"Just go away, I don't want you here."

Phyllis backed away slowly, hurt, feeling as if she'd been slapped in the face. She swallowed hard and looked down at her fingers, "I'm sorry Michael. I'm trying." She had been, she had been trying to be the woman he wanted, after he had cheated on her again, this time getting her pregnant. That had been the last straw and she picked up the kids and left for Texas, but he convinced her to come back. Things had been tense and she had been trying but she couldn't trust him anymore and now it seemed like he didn't want her either, "Where do you want me to go then?"

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WHAT?! No more dogs!

The puppy on my Sims thanks to you @mrs-phyllis-nesmith

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Sentence meme (Torture my character version)

Make them cry

“I never loved you.”

“You’re the reason they’re dead!”

“It’s all your fault!”

“Who could ever love you…?”

“You’re so stupid. So weak.”

“Just go away. I don’t want you here.”

Blackmail them

“Who would’ve thought a sweet thing like you would have such a secret?”

“I’ll tell everyone. Scream so loud the country will hear.”

“I have a friend with a radio station, you know. Broadcast it all over the city.”

“If you want this back, you’ll do whatever I say!”

“Be a good little slave, you don’t want your secret out, do you?”

“I know everything. I can ruin you.”

“Beg me, and I might consider keeping my mouth shut.”

Interrogate them

“Sing, birdie.”

“I know exactly how to make you talk.”

“You know some fascinating things, don’t you?”

“I’ll use your greatest weaknesses against you, and you know I know them all.”

“I have means of extracting information from you.”

“I might play with you a little longer after you’ve talked. You’re too cute.”

“You’re tough. But I’ll break you.”

Yell at them

“You idiot! You dumbass! You- you fucking moron!”

“You’re absolutely useless, aren’t you?!”

“What the fuck have you done this time!”

“You don’t care about anyone but yourself!”

“You’re not human! You’re a monster!”

“You’re a disgusting little rat!”

“You’ve fucked up for the last time!”

Physically hurt them

“What, can’t take a punch?”

“I’ll kill you!”

“It’s only a scratch, asshole!”

“Don’t move, or I’ll shoot you!”

“I’ll slit your damn throat!”

“Kiss my shoes or I’ll stomp your head in half.”

“I didn’t mean to draw blood, but oh well.”

“That’s going to bruise.”

Torture them… gently

“You want some of this cake? C’moooon, beg for it!”

“Guess what? SURPRISE ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE!”

“Tickle-tickle-tickle! Kitchy kitchy koo!”

“Whaaaat? Is this yours? You can’t have it back, it’s mine now!”

“I’ll stop singing when hell freezes over!”

“Get in the locker, shorty!”

“Annoying? Me? Annoying?”

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Mike Nesmith is my spirit animal.

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Don't forget Spotte

The puppy on my Sims thanks to you @mrs-phyllis-nesmith

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Phyllis blushed and shrugged, "I guess I'm not all that great." She slipped her arms around Shay's shoulders and worked at her bra, unhooking it and taking it off, "But you are exquisite." Her soft hands moved down and squeezed her breasts gently.

"You look exhausted, you should get some sleep." (I'm pretty sure I lost the other thread because I've been busy as hell, Christ)

Phyllis leaned against the counter and sagged a little, “I am exhausted. Those boys ran me ragged and I haven’t been feeling well lately ” she brushed some air out of her face and smiled, “How have you been though?”

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Another dog?

The puppy on my Sims thanks to you @mrs-phyllis-nesmith

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Achtung. Cover boys on the current issue of the German Good Times mag.

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