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Do you ever see a character design that’s so great you just stare for a while

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Will humanity ever be free of the influence of Edna Mode? Can any of us so much as consider the character design for a hero or villain without her manifesting in the room, fully aware of our sins?

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Cleaning with ADHD all about momentum. Its like being a shark, if you stop moving you just straight up die.

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might flop but….. rb with ur sign & what kind of drunk you are

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celebrities that get it

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all this “bottom rights” and “top rights” discourse…. u fools….. where is my support for switches!

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Citra is REALLY bad at meowing. She sounds like a broken party favor when she remembers to actually meow.

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the dragon designs from the 5e monster manual, ranked

blue dragon:

honestly? there’s a lot i like and a lot i dislike about blue dragons. cool hair-like spines? good. broad chest? good. winning, uh, smile? good! underbite? bad. rhino horn? iconic, so i’ll let it slide. mold-spotted wings? eugch. 6/10

gold dragon:

look at this thing and tell me you don’t hate it. gold dragons are extinct in my verse because they’re too stupid-looking to live. this dragon looks like an overdesigned goldfish who’s racist against asian people. he looks like he’s the type of stoner other stoners think is insufferably annoying. everything about this creature launches me into a depressive rage. -100/10

brass dragon:

my favorite of the chromatic dragons tbh, the huge wingspan and tail fin WORKS here and the double shoulder is weird but realistic. honestly this is a Good Boy who just wants a conversation. 9/10

green dragon:

this illustration has a very storybook feel to it, which i like. everything about this design screams “this is the Evil Dragon your heroes will conquer” and i’m living for it. the fin mohawk is cool, the wing shape is very well-suited for a  creature that can quickly take off and dart through the trees in an overgrown swamp. could lean a little harder on the fact that green dragons are partially aquatic, but i’m willing to let that slide with just the spinal fin. 8.5/10

black dragon:

this dragon is a stunner tbh, would make draconic origin sorcerers with. the horns presumably make taking a bite kind of tricky but this guy’s clever, he’ll figure it out. the monster manual is back at it again with the fin mohawk, and i’m loving it. fuckable/10

bronze dragon:

i like everything (except for the head) but especially the color scheme. the way the body is patterned in distinct stripes is weird but not unforgivable. if not for the triceratops head, this dragon would have a much higher rating, but honestly with its mouth closed it would probably look like a creature that has the mii plaza theme running through its head instead of thoughts at all times. 6.5/10

red dragon:

bold, threatening, and thematic! i love the detail of the charred wing edges and the spiraling horns. other than that, though, it’s just A Dragon: nothing more, nothing less. props for not doing anything stupid though 7/10

copper dragon:

again, a butterface dragon. it looks like it has a squid strapped to its face or like its face was dripped onto the body from a height and it just kind of splattered. LOVE the wings though 6.6/10

silver dragon:

another fin mohawk, this time very deliberately punk-looking. loses points for the unnecessary tail fin and weird wing graspers, buOH MY GOD I JUST REALIZED IT DOESN’T HAVE TEETH BLOWJOB JOKE/10

white dragon:

WHEN UR A FUCKIN

PUPY

100/10