Hello There! I'm Alejandro. I procrastinate a lot and drink way too much iced tea
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white people have the sauce sometimes and dont even know it
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parent cats are crazy because they have the protectiveness of a parent but at the end of the day theyre still just cats
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I'll never drop my sword.
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Consider: crabs.... but with paws
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hey uh...your dick called he uh ....he said he's cold... yea he said it would be uh warmer in my mouth. yea idk man that's what he said
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hey guys who wants to see a christmas decoration someone in my area put up
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encountering an inconvenience while cold: damn that sucks, oh well, i’ll figure something else out!!
encountering an inconvenience while hot: we all deserve to die right now, come on everyone, lets all go die
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