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I was on a bus once when this guy tapped my knee and pointed out that we were the only two people not looking at their phones and then asked what I was thinking about. 

sometimes when I’m having a bad day I relive the moment I saw the his manic pixi dream girl hopes draining from his eyes and fill up with confusion and boredom as I explained to him I was thinking about which Rupaul’s Drag Race challenges Frank n Furter would preform best in and locked him into the conversation until it was my stop

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On Friendship.

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The idea of Binghe having a harem of all the peak lords is very funny to me.

I'm just imagining how scandalised everyone is.

Half demon lord disciple forces all of his teachers to be a part of his harem! What horror! What is that demon planning to do next?!

The peak lords for their part don't even realise it. "Man, isn't it nice that Binghe lets us stay in his palace and always gives us gifts, he really is such a filial student, I'm glad we avoided a bad ending. I wonder where all his wives are? Why is everyone looking at us in pity?"

HAAHAH THEY'RE SO OBLIVIOUS

ur right tho, even though I'm not gonna go that route but it would be really funny They're all celebrating and cheering and outsiders think they have Stockholm syndrome all the while lbh is like

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Extremely quick rant about how cute you are:

you are so cute.

TL;DR

you're cute.

TL;DR

ur cute

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omegaverse au where everyone immediately knows SQQ is different because his scent is suddenly much lighter than its ever been. no one ever realized how unhappy and stressed the peak lord smelled until all of the sudden it became neutral or even at times.. HAPPY? because SY took over. SY ofc doesn’t notice this, and SQH holds it over his head eventually, like bro you were NOT slick.

maybe like half of why everyone was so mean to SJ was because his panic pheromones put them on edge but it was so constant they didn’t realize he was in fight or flight lol. SJ definitely had some kind of pheromone disorder after all the trauma he went through, maybe unable to control them very well. once SY took over, he was never able to hide how excited he was at seeing binghe or some cool monsters or whatever. He would get OOC point deductions out of nowhere and wouldn’t understand why!

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I think the hardest part about addressing child abuse is getting people to acknowledge, not just intellectually but actually responding accordingly, is that the biggest threat to children, the biggest risk of abuse, is family and parents.

it is of course most often parents who are crowing about needing to protect children (often against far smaller threats than family), and pointing out that they are, statistically, the biggest threat to their kids is not gonna be received well.

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just overheard my wife spelling something on the phone and i shit you not saying the words “E as in Eeyore” i am on my hands and knees wailing screaming crying pleading and begging people to learn the NATO phonetic alphabet

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They found the corpse on a Sunday. So why was Danny Fenton still alive?

Ectoberweek 2024, day 1

probably my only contribution for this year because I’m busy with uni, but we’ll see

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Original: @dolorific on tik tok

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99% of all murders committed by women in ancient greek plays are completely justified