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the same 4 meals in rotation i love you. i love you the same 4 meals in rotation

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cant have sex with my IOS wife because my dick doesn't fit her portussy so now i have to go to the shitfuck apple store and buy the like 200 dollar strapple

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anyone wanna fall madly obsessively in love with a mid bitch like me

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not my toddler gaslighting me by insisting she can make her own lunch, and then using weaponized incompetence + white woman tears to manipulate me into doing everything for her when she "changed her mind". i work full time as a SAHP and can NOT handle this mental workload, we as a society need to have an open and honest discussion about lunch's role in the fathers' mental health crisis.

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save me yoga with adriene

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so true

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“male loneliness epidemic” and “friendzoning” are similar concepts to me in that the conditions they describe are literally experienced by everyone at some point in their lives but when its men its some sort of profound injustice that needs to be rectified by checks notes giving them unfettered access to the public good that is Women

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um. locked in my own head again. does anyone have The Password

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Haruki Murakami, Norwegian Wood

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the front seat of the car is a type of confessional

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Do the right thing Baron

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won’t someone give this hero a gratuity blowjob?!??

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it’s crazy how a double bacon cheeseburger is probably the single healthiest thing a human can eat

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