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"im tired of living through major historical events" is now "dear lord please let me witness a high profile political assassination in the next 1-2 years. amen"

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We joke and all but some of you really forget that people hate women.

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people who have wronged me should Explode every time they try to even think my name

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theres no such thing as tmi to me. i want to live in your ribcage.

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i love when you just click the share link on a picture on your phone and you get a bunch of batshit insane options. yeah let me email this selfie to the periodontist office. let me send this to my boss on teams. perfect suggestions.

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Literally can’t be friends with someone who centers men ever again

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spotted in brooklyn

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does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

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Donate!!!!!! Boost!!!!!

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it does still make me insane specifically how many queer people lovingly embrace astrology. I went to a poetry workshop yesterday that was genuinely quite good but also included an option to disclose astrology designations during introductions and so many people broke out some variation of "I'm a [x] sum but I have a [y] placement and it SHOWS" girl no it doesn't. that's meaningless correlation you completely invented the causation

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when the blind man shows frankenstein’s creature the pleasures of life he shows him cigarette and music. notice how he doesn’t show him linkedin and email

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everyone needs to be a killjoy feminist right now

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the name "theresa" is so funny like. theres a what

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Very true and beautiful comment

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the groundhog reportedly saw "a blood red sun. in the foreground a massive wheel framing the sun in the sky. the wheel has ceased to turn". nobody is sure what this means but its probably fine