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so... i guess i should explain where i’ve been, shouldn’t i? well, let me re-introduce myself. hi, i used to be Alex, or Soup, or a myriad of names, but now you can call me AJ. this account is gonna be pretty much inactive from here on out. but don’t fret! i have a new blog @soups-ablaze which contains similar posts but about different fandoms. now for the explaining bit. i’m not really sure why i left tumblr for like, a year and a half, i just logged out one day and never logged back in. i’m so sorry if you got worried, but i’m ok, and i’m back now, but just under a new name. i probably wont post here anymore, but i probably wont deactivate the account.

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im loggin off now, see y’all tomorrow!

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vvankinq:

I’m about to eat this whole family of chocolate people MUHAHAHAHA

UPDATE: They’ve cottoned on to my intentions and are trying to escape!

RUN FOR YOUR LIVES

OH NO YOU DON’T.

MMMMMMM CHOKLIT PEEPOL

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A sitcom pilot episode that starts with a man incompetently trying to manage his kids. You think "aw fuck no, this is going to be one of those Bumpling Idiot Dad And His Overcompetent Wife -shows". Then it cuts to his wife trying to cook a steak in a toaster. They're both fucking stupid.

Next episode it turns out they're both professors teaching at the same university, he's the continent's leading expert on proto-germanic languages, and she teachers astrophysics. It's just that despite of both being experts on their fields, they're shit at doing anything else. The one mainly responsible of caring for the household, the kids, and making sure that the house doesn't burn down is the family dog.

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THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

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hamlet slays absolute penis

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they hate her for her wired earphones swag

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scars in fiction: I got this trying to save my lover from an assassin- but tragically, I was too late. now I carry the mark of my failure with me always, and I can never forget~

scars in real life: so I was trying to open macaroni sauce with a paring knife

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I’m 35 now. Also here’s the original doodle

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Mods are asleep post baby cats very cute

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So while this whole “who is worst Chris? Chris Pratt” stuff is going on. I think it’s also important to talk about Best Chris. And it’s Chris Eccleston.

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edited this pic to make mario not homophobic anymore

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