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He is my outfit inspo

he's so slay fr

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NOW THIS IS MY KIND OF PUN

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"kill them with kindness" WRONG. chair attack 🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑

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I feel like at least one of the girls tried hitting on five, got rejected, then left Viktor

Viktor trying to introduce girls to his family but....god they are all so weird. and you would think viktor would be embarrassed and be like "this is why none of you meet my girlfriends." but i think they are just as weird and used to their family at this point that....they don't even notice. there's bickering, talking about time travel and powers like its the weather, one brother threw a knife, it hit a wall and bounced off and then he got really sad (was he trying to impress them?) the blonde one seems REALLY eager to play a board game but no one is biting, the germophobe is playing music way too loud, the knife guy's wife called the only sister a "stuck up, washed up, used up celerity" and then the other huffed back with "at least my hair is a natural color." and ...then they both laughed. and everything smoothed over like butter. and the one viktor REALLY wanted them to meet is a snarky younger man in a suit who most likely says something mildly concerning about how old the ceiling is and how it might give out any day now (five was so trying to scare them + quirky old man protective brother hours.) but when asked, viktor goes "oh he does that with everyone." and when girls dump him BECAUSE of the family, he shrugs and is like "if they cant handle you guys then they aren't worth it. it take a lot to say this but my family comes first. you guys come first. if someone cant handle my family then they cant handle me. my family shaped me, the bad and good. yeah, it was bad for a LONG time and it took a lot to not want to run away and not see you guys anymore after everything settled down.... but you all have proven to love me beyond our past. It was Reginald that fucked us up. the last few years have been healing....so like. girls come and go. but my family is forever."

Klaus and Allison would cry. five would look away and cover his mouth (he wants to cry so bad but the walls in his brain are stopping him) Luther asks firsts and then if given a yes, gives Viktor a big hug. (for ovious reasons, viktor does still has unease about Luther hugs. but they are working though it) Diego would be like "HELL YEAH" and join in on the hug.

and Lila is like "you guys are so fucking sappy it makes me want to BARF."

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IT'S GOING ON MY TO WATCH LIST!!!

This id what happens when the hear me out in kneeling and sweating profusely cus of an injury

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WAIT who???

This id what happens when the hear me out in kneeling and sweating profusely cus of an injury

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Guys I think they like his acting

This id what happens when the hear me out in kneeling and sweating profusely cus of an injury

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Five: *chokes on something*

Diego: Jeez, Five, don't die on us.

Five: Don't tell me what to do, I'll die whenever the hell I want!

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I hate when I show one of my friends a celebrity I like and they immediately call them hot...

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WOOOAHHH AIDAN GALLAGHER BIRTHDAY 🤯🤯🤯

(tyyy for the photos pooks)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AIDAN GALLAGHER 🎉🥳🎈

@tiredemzz Ty for reminding me :3 @mr-cleans-last-hair-follicle you will like these photos I randomly found on Pinterest 😭@eternalpeaceisprobablyoverrated :)

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Me and @void-kill made Gerard Way in gacha life 2 during our lunch at school

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ME AND WHO???

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REALLL 😭🙏

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2500 likes... WTF😱

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@void-kill 😱😱

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Me: Doctor, why is that syringe filled with glitter? Doctor: Anaesthetic.