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Ermmm, I think she would just bully me for not playing sports

(ty for the tag pooks!)

@sleep-deprived-mf @a-straight-white-man @voteforevilthoughts @thxnks4themrms

the og post was way too long so I'm making a new one

thanks for the tag @lombolica !! :D

You're stuck in a room with the last character in your gallery how safe are you

very safe

the worst thing that could happen is him being clumsy, so I think I'm alright (unless monsters find him I guess)

tagging (no pressure): @flaretheidiot @lemonic-whimssyy @wibbly-wobbly-blog @cryptidanathema @virtualunease @aurlworthfightingfor @angrysheep @sugarplumanderson @time-travelling-chaos @fateisnotafactor @monstrousmaws @sinfulauthor @idkaguyorsomething @vampireopossum and anyone who wants to do this!

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REALLLL

season 4 didn’t serve BUT FIVES LOOKS SURE DID

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That's so slay for you😋🙏

I got three cheers on CD and oh my god it's SO MUCH BETTER THAN STREAMING

Like I can hear all the details I usually struggle or just straight up can't hear, and the feeling of just. Being able to hold it. In your hands. Oh my god

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I LOVE THOSE VIDEOS 🤣

fake story idk inspired by those stories with the roblox obby gameplay in the background or whatever why tf did i type this lmao

so one day i sharted my pants at school and the fart sound echoed through the classroom and when i got up my pants and chair were stained with shit the whole class was staring laughing crying screaming and then another klid laughed so hard he shit his pants too and then he started loudly sobbing and the teacher made everyone leave the classroom cuz it smelled so bad like shit and i had to get picked up from school along with the other kid who shit his pants and when i got home my mom scolded me for like 26364772978237 hours straight but i didnt give a single frick frack snick snack diddly dack crockpot chris pratt in a shack biofeedback backtrack funky fact broken track big back backpack thumbtack nutsack buttcrack theater act so i backflipped into my room and played fortnite until 5 am.

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ME AND WHO?? (IM THE PUMPKIN)

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IVE BEEN WAITING ALL YEAR TO POST THIS YOU DONT EVEN KNOW

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REAL 😭🙏

WHY IS SCHOOL ACTUALLY TAKING UP ALL MY TIME?! I rarely post anymore 😭🥲

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MIKEY WAY IS THAT YOU???!?!!?!!?;!??

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looks like october is…. octover

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Chat, why am I low-key questioning

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BOOPS ARE BACKKKK!!! LETS FUCKING GOOOOO!!!

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YESSSS

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Real image of me after jazz band

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Me at lunch because I have math next and didn't do the homework that was due last week: