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professional eldritch entity and self-elected asshole: mike “the universe is uncaring and motherfucker so am i” crew

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Y'know how skies get super pretty after a big storm

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I can’t stop thinking about Oliver, and this gives me an amazing opportunity to pin down my Mike Crew and put him in a romper

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It has a nice view I guess? However, not exactly my cup of tea… @a-mag-a-day

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hey hey hey lover

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gotta go to a disability mentor meeting thing today and write an essay about a topic jon and mr distort are wayyyy better suited for so ig we will see how this goes 🤪😌

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@the-not-jon-thing bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you

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the #1 defacto joke for the plural community, that I’ve heard a million times, is

“I can’t use they/them for you, you’re not multiple people” ok but what if I am tho

and I will NEVER get tired of it

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oh yeah twt fellas i got my own wee vastard sideblog now i added it to the lil intro post but yeah hiya - 🌫 🫶🏼

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TOOK A SCREENSHOT OF THIS BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO REBLOG THAT SAME POST AND DERAIL IT.

@benevolent-mushroom YES. YES YES. I IMAGINE THAT CERTAIN AVATARS BECOME FRIENDS BECAUSE THE AESTHETIC OF THEIR FEARS JUST WORK TOGETHER.

SO NIKOLA AND MICHAEL/HELEN ARE FRIENDS DUE TO BRIGHT COLORS AND DECEPTIONS AND BEING ALMOST-HUMAN-BUT-A-BIT-FUCKED

SIMON AND PETER ARE BUDDIES BECAUSE WOW FEELING ALONE AND INSIGNIFICANT?? YIKES MAN!

EYE AVATARS AND WEB AVATARS, COME ON. SURVEILLANCE AND CONTROL MAN

THE DARK AND THE BURIED, CORRUPTION AND FLESH

THE HATRED DISSAPEARS WHEN THE PAYCHECK STOPS PAYIN'.

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@the-not-jon-thing giggling

Go grandpa!!

"hey guys hey guys you know what would be funny? Hey guys guess what " *maniacal giggling*

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thinking about the entities working together in specific fears sometimes does that mean the avatars work together or fight over who feeds what fear? OR!! my personal fav, do they work together but hate every second.

example : the backrooms or liminal spaces and the vast working with the distortion. like come on now michael’s dizzying hallways and doors mixed with mikes endless open spaces like you’re in this tiny hallway and it opens up to a foggy room where u cant see ur feet or even your hands its so foggy so you’re completely still with fear that it could not have a floor at any step.

and whilst trying to concentrate you just hear Michael and Mike get into a petty argument that escalates into a cat scratching fight and eventually biblically accurate angel no. 5 is fist fighting and slam dunking The Cloud Man.

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Considering how many Michaels in TMA, it is statistically safe to say there would be a major Michael serving each avatar, which potentially leads us to a into the mikeverse situation

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random things and what entity i think they're aligned with

-the mind electric by miracle musical is from the spiral and the lonely

-ever been so tired, sad, angry and depressed and been bottling it up for so long that you just want to go apeshit? yeah thats the spiral

-disgusted with peoples existance? the lonely

-friends in low places by worthikids is a buried/end anthem you cannot convince me otherwise

-end avatars can be necromancers, but the life they give to the dead takes away from their lifesspan

-stranger avatars are all double jointed, same goes for the flesh

-gaslighting is the combined work of the web and the spiral

-cryptids are avatars that didnt have an anchor

-grammarly is the work of the beholding

-gen z and microplastics, gen x and asbestos, boomers and lead, are all work of the extinction

-when you smell something that just gives a wave of nostalgia that you cant place your finger on yeah thats the lonely

-if youve ever been on a roadtrip through the bible belt, the american south and midwest, and see just flat grounds of nothing or just a single gas station on the side of the road thats the lonely

-bohemian rhaspody is the beholding

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the fears as extremely disturbing facts i know

TW/CW: surgery, generally just morbid stuff, death, might be kinda paranoia inducing, if there are any more i should add tell me

corruption: plants can grow inside the human body

the extinction: around 75% of people have microplastics in their blood

the flesh: butterflies will drink your blood sweat and tears if given the chance

the lonely: it only takes about two weeks without any human contact to go insane

the vast: the ocean is full of corpses

the end: if you die in your house and people dont find your corpse for a few days, your pets will eat you / One Day You Will Die.

the buried: if youre buried alive in a coffin, the chances of survival are extremely low

the hunt: rabies can lay dormant in the brain for 5-6 years before showing symptoms, and by then theres nothing that can be done for you

the eye: there are websites dedicated to having peoples adresses, full names, and contact infos up on the internet (if youre from the US, youre most likely on one of them)

the slaughter: if a kidnapper gets an amber alert theres a 1/3 chance theyll just kill the kid

the stranger: during brain surgery alot of surgeons will just peel back your face like a bannana

the web: tou arent immune to manipulation

the spiral: nobody is safe from mental illness

the dark: the immune system might start to attack the eyes and can make you blind

the desolation: being burnt alive is the worst pain known to man

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The Vast isn’t just about heights and the sky it’s about the smallness of the beholder it’s about looking into the sky at night and wondering how you can possibly matter in a universe of this size it’s seeing the ocean and getting vertigo as you realize how big the world is it’s people watching in a busy city and getting that feeling realizing you’re just a fleeting and lost memory in someone else’s life if they’ve noticed you at all it’s understanding that the people around you are full and whole people the way you are and you don’t matter to them it’s standing out in the middle of an empty field and seeing the horizon touching the grass and thinking is this all it is, is it just this forever