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Nice cake

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吃药

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jimmy when i catch you jimmy. jimmy when i catch you. jimmy when i catch you. jimmy when i catch you.

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my teeth have never been cleaner

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Several live aquarium YouTube channels had to break off their sponsorship deals when BetterKelp admitted to selling their pets’ data. It was all a phishing scam.

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You don’t know how fast I pulled out my phone

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got obliterated by a 1-2 combo of truly heinous shirts at the mall shirt store today

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I think we're too harsh on medieval painters because this is legitimately what some poodle mixes look like

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this fucking meme made me read all of dungeon meshi

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getting a note on a super old post

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invented a game called “I throw dice at the cat”

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soft mouse boy kisses

(she/her for Hitomi 🐱🏳️‍⚧️)

(he/him for Hitch 🐁🏳️‍⚧️)

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are they flirting

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Two days ago my husband said "...and he was pissed" and I said "don't say that around the kids!" so he corrected himself to "and he was liquid angry" and I've been laughing since

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the best trope in media is: “characters turn on the lights, see the monster, and immediately turn the lights back off”