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stolitz wedding rings but stolas’ is a bird identification band

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I can't believe Blitzo's dad sold him to One Direction.

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Headcanon that the night Blitzo left Verosika, he found Loona in a bad state and spontaneously decided this was it, this was his chance to turn his life around and be a good person.

Because he always uses somebody, he likely used Verosika to forget whatever happened at the circus, he uses Moxxie and Millie as Healthy Relationship vessels like a leech, he uses Stolas for his powers and some unhealthy form of love and affection, the only one he really doesn't use is Loona.

But I bet he DID use Loona, as a way to get better no matter how bad he is at it.

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obsessed with how blitzo draws smiley faces. it looks like a frog.

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I don't think we ever see Blitzo and Loona's room or where they live so its my headcanon that there's one bedroom in the headquarters Blitz gave to Loona and he sleeps in a hammock in his office.

Also that he slept in hammocks mostly in the circus so he's not that uncomfortable in them 🥺

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We only ever see Stolas using a rotary phone while everyone else, including his daughter, uses cellphones. I think he's banned from having one because he's a "texts you the most inane bullshit imaginable at 4 am" kinda guy

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I know the point is to fill in the gaps but I'm actually gonna do it, what Stolas was trying to say to Octavia in Loo Loo Land.

"your mother and I... I just-... I felt-" Trapped, he felt trapped in a marriage that was likely arranged for him without his say in the matter. Royals do as royals do.

"She's always been-" This could be a lot of thing and honestly I cant tell you, but if they're not out to fully demonize Stella as an awful person and wife then i'm going to guess it was something along the lines that she's just never been the right fit for him, nor him to her.

"I haven't been- Ha" Pretty obvious, Happy. He's not been happy recently pretending to be something he's not and and not. From the flashback with Octavia, He and Stella weren't a loving warm couple even 15 or so years ago. They don't sleep cuddled up or even really near each other at all.

"We weren't in-" Another easy one and kind of proves what I said earlier. I do not think Stella and Stolas chose to get married and were dating beforehand, I think it was arranged for status of their families of Goetia demons. If anything, Stella pushed for it to give herself status and Stolas agreed because needed to. I don't mean that in Stella forced him to marry her, I'm saying that's just kind of what royalty does.

Stolas cheating on his wife is not a good thing, but I do not think Stella is this upset because she feels betrayed or in love with him. I think she feels that Blitzo is a threat to the status she's earned. If Stolas is the more powerful of the two of them family wise, if he leaves her or gets himself in major trouble with his higher ups, then she could lose everything she's worked for when he's not prince anymore. She doesn't want him to break the rules and fuck it up for both of them.

Stella is a very interesting character imo. I really do hope they don't go the route of "oh poor Stolas he's never done anything wrong in his life :(" she has good reason to be mad at him even if it is because she loved him and feels betrayed and nothing else.

And with a hitman to kill him I dont think that tosses out the idea that she can't risk him getting in trouble. I think that him fucking up and getting demoted is worse than him straight up dying to her, if he fucks up it will make her look bad. If he's dead it might be different, and she would take his place.

This has been all over the place but I think Stolas is a gay man having to pretend he's happily married to a woman he seems to have nothing in common with but that they're royalty. This doesn't excuse that he's very obviously cheating on her with someone she deems as inferior, which is its own can of royalty worms, but it does make him more sympathetic. Blitzo make him happier than Stella and because he's the way he is, he doesn't really see a problem fucking Stella over in front of her face until Octavia confronts him. Loo Loo Land is where he realizes just how much he's hurting the person he really does care about, his daughter who is probably the one good thing that's come out of his marriage.

Edit* I also think Stolas didnt need body guards at all at loo loo land, but by taking both Blitz and Octavia he was trying to see what it would be like if he could live how he wanted instead of pretending.

How this will all pan out I don't know, but I really hope they don't...woobify Stolas and give all the blame to Stella.

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Barbie Wire going by Barbz to match her brother Blitz... cute

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Blitzo is the main character with the main conflict but with only 2 eps left this season... i really do hope Millie gets an episode, Loona too. Moxxie and Blitzo have had their episode and yes Millie and Loona were there and did shit but there was no real change or growth for them.

I'll even take a how did they meet flash back ep, it would give us more of their character at least showing how Millie met Moxxie and how Blitz found and adopted Loona.

What what have had to happen for him to find a teenage hellhound and spend enough time with her that he adopted her? How much of Loona's outwards disdain for Blitzo is actually genuine and how much is just moody daughter doing moody things? What was her life like before he met her that would warrant him adopting her?

Millie had Harvest Moon Festival but a lot of that was focused on the boys, she didn't really change or grow at all. Theres the running joke that she doesn't call Loona by her name, whys that? What was Moxxies life like before he met her and how did they first meet, what was she like and how did she know she wanted to leave her home to be with him despite him being so different than what her parents want from her?

There is just a lot of stuff we could see with the girls, as much as I love them being badasses in ep 6 I hope we get more lore eps like Blitz and Moxxie get. The girls are main characters too.

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big mood blitz

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Doza, my Helluva Boss Impsona! She's from the Sloth Ring.

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oh my god this is so stupid HAKJDSHFDKJGH

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images that make you irl pleading emoji

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Yeet

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the moxxlie playlist has only one song in it but its a very good song so good start

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She froze with him for solidarity

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Octavia is having typical teenage emo princess owl problems that every typical teenage emo owl princess has. Blitzo has at least one trick up his sleeve and a whole lot a free time. Or he would if he wasn't about to fucking die.

A Helluva Boss fic! Blitzo and Octavia bonding moments with a dash of giving Octavia powers.