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anyone else remember being 13 on tumblr and every morning youd scroll down until you got to posts from the night before like it was the morning paper
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You show up for your first day at Copyright-Free Magic School. As you're going through orientation, you're informed that all new students get a school-assigned familiar that they are responsible for housing and maintaining. The staff member assures you that your assigned familiar is appropriately chosen and reflects you in some way.
Spin this to find out yours. (Remember, you are responsible for maintaining this familiar in your dorm room.)
#an albatross????#have you seen how big they are???#how am I supposed to keep it happy in a dorm room??#I better be in a tower#this does actually indicate that I was meant to be a sea witch living in a lighthouse overlooking a cliff which is pretty cool#I would love to snuggle my big stupid bird#I just assume they’re stupid because they’re a reflection of me#this is all putting aside the metaphor of course#I’m not unpacking a random wheel giving me a metaphor of haunting guilt and self inflicted turmoil#let’s focus on the big dumb bird
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Reblog to give prev a fucking break holy shit y’all
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I know they're named after him but for reasons I can't fully articulate it's hilarious that the guy who invented zeppelins was named Ferdinand von Zeppelin
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Why do they deserve to win?
Alex DeWitt
Dex-Starr
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It might be a little while before I actually get the comic out, so here's a small title card for it or something to hold you over‼️
My post where I mentioned this!!!
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Fic Idea where Fiddleford helps Stan rebuild the portal, but Stan finds out that Fiddleford has a wife and he's like
"You have a WIFE?? That DIDN'T marry you to steal your car and money???? What are you DOING here???"
"Yeah, well.... She's better off thinking I'm dead somewhere....."
"A WIFE. That LOVES you. Get outta here and go explain yourself, Idiot!!"
"She and our son shouldn't have to deal with--"
"YOUR SON???!!?!!??"
Anyways, so Stan helps Fiddleford reach out and explain himself to his wife, but expresses that he wants to keep being in Gravity Falls, so his wife and kid go to live with them in The Shack instead.
Blah blah blah, bonding happens, Stan bags Fiddleford AND his wife and becomes a step dad, God bless 🙏
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what farming items in mmorpgs has taught me: i used to think using ice trays to make ice cubes was free but after thinking about it i have to pay the electric bill to power the freezer so every moment that i’m not freezing new trays of ice cubes is a moment that i’m underutilizing the freezer and increasing the cost of ice cubes. i have to constantly swap out ice trays for new ice cubes on an hourly rotation on a 24 hour basis or else i won’t produce the maximum amount of ice cubes possible and will underutilize the full potential of my electric bill. i need to stop using all other appliances and utilities in my home to make more ice cubes
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