moviegirlsincedisney

[moviegirlsincedisney]

The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

[moviegirlsincedisney]

people say folks with adhd struggle with "delayed rewards" aka long term goals and as such we tend to focus more on short term rewards. what they don't talk about is that at when we Do accomplish long term goals we don't actually feel anything proportionate to the amount of work we did to achieve it. In my head I suffered for a while and then money spontaneously appeared in my bank account.

[moviegirlsincedisney]

Girls will be boys

Boys will be girls

Fascists will 💖 be shot💖

[moviegirlsincedisney]

Chilly cat 🐈

[moviegirlsincedisney]

the world is a mess but at least we still have cunnilingus and spicy curry

[moviegirlsincedisney]

[moviegirlsincedisney]

Due to budget cuts, we are eliminating the benefit of the doubt. If it looks like a fascist dog whistle, then it just fucking is. We regret the delusions of normalcy that this may have removed for you, but believe this will lead to a stronger country.

[moviegirlsincedisney]

“He just discovered his shadow. He’s 10 years old.”

(via)

[moviegirlsincedisney]

For everyone wanting to know what the embroidery jacket as a whole looks like because it's been a while: this is it. As you can see, it's getting crowded - but not nearly crowded enough to stop. My estimate is that it'll take me at least a few more years to finish this project. Possibly a decade if I really do want to fill every single as of yet empty space.

[moviegirlsincedisney]

average beginning of an episode of psych:

1989...henry teaches shawn how to dismantle a wind turbine, and that timing is crucial. shawn doesn't understand this. gus is there. he's wearing khakis and tap shoes.

present day...shawn and gus are having frozen yogurt

lassie and jules drive by, sirens blaring. gus says "NO. NO. shawn, i just worked a sixty hour week. i got arthritis in my hand from hauling my case around!" shawn grabs gus's froyo and takes off running after the car. "i know you didn't just take my yogurt!" gus yells, and follows. they somehow arrive at the scene of the crime first

a milfy woman has been stabbed multiple times in her home. she is clinging to life. gus finds her alluring and attractive. she dies in shawn's arms.

"i wonder if she ever heard about pluto..." gus says, near tears.

"oh would you stop!? a woman is dead, gus, have some decorum - oh my god..."

"what? what is it?"

"DUDE...check out that sweet nintendo 64!"

the cops arrive. lassiter sees the blood on shawn's hands. tense music. "YOU'VE GOT A LOT OF EXPLAINING TO DO SPENCER!"

"lassie, you know we didn't do this! the only weapons we have are our froyo spoons...they're small, and soft, and wooden, and made by tiny baby elves."

dum, dum, da da da dum! in between the lines there's a lot of obscurity. i'm not inclined to resign to maturity. if it's alright, then you're all wrong, but why bounce around to the same damn song? you'd rather run when you can't crawl...I KNOW! YOU KNOW! that i'm not telling the truth. I KNOW! YOU KNOW! they just don't have any proof. embrace the deception, learn how to bend, your worst inhibitions tend to PSYCH you out in the end...

everyone snoops around. shawn discovers that the victim was a professor of physics at ucsb, proof that she was sleeping with her TA, and emails from another physics professor that imply blackmail and that they wanted her job.

gus stares at the computer, captivated. he says "mad scientists, drama, intrigue, secrets...this is blackmail to the future, shawn. what!"

shawn plays with a vase from the mantle. "heh. that sounds like a remake staring a young will smith, with eddie murphy as doc brown...god, he would kill in that role."

"you know that's right."

shawn drops the vase. it shatters. "what was that?" jules calls out.

"dude, let's bail and talk to the ta and the other professor," shawn whispers.

"bet," gus says. they take a candy dish full of hersey's kisses with them.

[moviegirlsincedisney]

[moviegirlsincedisney]

yo does anyone else feel CONSTANTLY guilty? like you’ve always done something wrong but you don’t know what it is?

[moviegirlsincedisney]

snow day

[moviegirlsincedisney]

sandhill cranes

[moviegirlsincedisney]

severance s2e1 opening run shot with cameraman

[moviegirlsincedisney]

can you believe it's been 26 years since Zoboomafoo first aired