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i go back in time and show mary shelley a box of franken berry cereal and she is so thrilled by it that she kisses me on the lips

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I love you all very much!!

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i currently weigh more than i have since 2018! very happy with myself :) i’m finally at my body’s natural body weight for the first time in years. and guess what? the world didn’t end! AND i’m still hot as FUCK. just now with a bigger ass!

weight restoration isn’t at all the bulk of recovery but it’s a pretty big thing still and i’m super proud of myself!

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spencer reid: hey i’ve already been kidnapped and addicted to dilaudid, watched my girlfriend get murdered in front of me and there’s all this stuff going on w my mom could you guys maybe give me a break for a sec haha

cat adams and that one girl in season 12:

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I’M BISEXUAL

WHICH MEANS I LOVE MATTHEW GRAY GUBLER , HOZIER, THE CONCEPT OF DECAY, AND EVERY WOMAN I’VE EVER MET

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Physically I’m here, but mentally I’m in a small classroom at a liberal arts college in Vermont maybe in the ‘80s studying Classics and toasting to living forever

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He has risen. It’s truly a miracle.

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actually when I was in 8th grade and obsessed with twilight my master plan as a twilight vampire was to sit around in famous shipwrecks like the super deep ones where they can only send robots with cameras from their submarines and when they sent one down i’d be sitting there, pretending to drink out of an old tea cup you know for the drama of it all and the guys in the submarine would know what they saw and that it was real footage but who else would believe them? no one important.

but it didn’t stop there. at the next party they threw to celebrate one of their latest finds, some museum-y banquet idk I was 13, I was going to show up. I was going to show up and make eye contact with them one at a time from across the room and they were going to lose their goddamn minds and then before the volturi could catch wind i was gonna be back in the ocean. how could they find me?

the drama. the theatrics. i can’t believe i didn’t realize i was gay right then but that’s another story, also involving vampires,

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me: why does no one talk to me

also me: VICIOUSLY ignores texts, LUDICROUSLY removes myself from situations, PREPOSTEROUSLY disappears for days on end, NONSENSICALLY-

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me replying to messages 10 days late and blaming it on my busy schedule to hide the fact that my depression has me thinking simple correspondence is an actual workload:

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I could have a cuter room if I wasn’t a goblin who threw all her shit on the floor