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hello! im not dead! i just forgot this blog existed.

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fuck it, Toshiro Mifune fancam set to Kate Bush

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Nothing shuts down a bougie conversation like "well, when I was homeless—" Nothing. It's one and done. They are fucking taken out. The conversation is dead. Done.

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😭😭

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rotating individual blorbos separately is great and all but i rotate pairs of characters together as one, spinning around each other, like a pair of celestial bodies in orbit. blorbit, if you will

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If you fall for a social media prank, do you reblog/pass it on to your followers?

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O God grant me the serenity to accept people being fucking stupid on the internet, strength to backclick when I fucking should, and wisdom to know when not to fucking engage. Amen

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its christmas eve and look whos on tumblr

all of us

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the worst thing that could possibly happen to ao3 is it being put on the app store so please stop asking for it because you don't understand what would happen if that went through. ao3's whole deal is it archives EVERYTHING, while the apple app store's whole deal is keeping everything clean and safe. so if ao3 were to have an app all of the 'bad' stuff, including nsfw in general, would have to be censored at best or would be purged at worse. the google play store is more lax but who fucking knows what GOOGLE would police if they got their hands on the archive. do not ask for an app. do not use third party apps. it's on mobile browser functioning perfectly, just fucking use that before you ruin everything for everyone please.

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last christmas man me a sand but the very next day man car door hook hand

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he/him is gender neutral bro

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https://twitter.com/mohammadhussain/status/1340439172687998981?s=21

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i dont know if this has been posted before. i'm sure it has. but when i did a search for "jerma dick" and "dick jerma" and "ultraviolet dick jerma" i didnt get any results so i'm just gonna post it anyway

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new genders just dropped, mother fuckers. :)

confused nintendog, mushroom pup, and thumbs up turtle.