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god I'm not your strongest soldier, I don't want this battle
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don't test me ao3, not now
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i will never forget in 2022 when i went to the same starbucks every day for like 4 months. and every day i ordered the same thing (grande iced matcha latte with oat milk). and every day it was the same barista and he was so rude to me every single time. and then one day i got in line and he immediately started making my matcha latte when he saw me and as i went to grab it off the counter, he stopped me and looked in my eyes and said "i'm sorry i'm such an asshole to you every day. this job sucks everyone is such a dick to me and youre the only regular who isnt so i take it out on you. and that probably wont change but im sorry anyway." and then the next time i went, he was rude as fuck to me again like nothing had ever happened. life is so strange.
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Diet culture is hilarious and rad actually
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i would put eight in there because god knows that man is suicidal but i don't consider him new who so he feels out of place
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“You shouldn’t glorify violence in your stories” well I’m glorifying it. Sexualizing it even.
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“girl dinner” “girl math” “i’m just a girl” okay but I am an adult I am six feet tall I am loud as fuck I take up space I am smart and capable. So are you. Why would we want to laugh at jokes where the punchline is that women aren’t? Why would we want to make jokes about being small and childish and incapable? Who do you think laughs at those jokes the loudest?
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i like boys who dress like icecreams and ignore me for video games and get food all over their face so i can wipe it off and spoon feed and baby them esp when they are mean to me it’s garbage i know but i can’t help it
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thanks for being nice to me. in return i will die for you and never leave your side and go grocery shopping with you.
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I have a disease that makes me like vampires and titties its callled being a fucking genius
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