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PRICE IS NOT GOOD
SWITCH IS EXPENSIVE
GAME-KEY IS STUPID
PRESERVATION IS DEAD
BABA IS PISSED
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BABA IS COLD AND WET AND MISERABLE
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just sink your fangs into my neck, man. it won’t be weird. i promise
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On the topic of English people being shitheads towards Welsh people - This fucking dude today on AITA
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me when the crippling loneliness cripples me
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"Wow, this kink is so weird and extreme" and then you look inside and it's literally just "what if I never had to Be Responsible or Make Good Life Decisions ever again, and somehow this was a sex thing?"
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women need to get more annoying & meaner & evil. it's good for our society
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ill always find it amusing when american fiction wants to be moralistic about not killing the bad guy but the author doesnt actually have a more humane way of resolving the conflict so they instead take the infinitely more progressive solution of "indefinite imprisonment"
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Why’s it called Real Estate though. Where’s the Fake Estate
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my best friend linen my brother in arms cotton my partner wool my beautiful sister silk
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i like that we see ^_^ as a smile even though its mouth is totally straight. Its happiness is so radiant it need not smile to let us know!
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beauty standards are so fucked up what happened to i love your body because it's you. what then.
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yes all my favorite characters are desperate to be loved. no i don’t think that says anything about me
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okay wait since you're still here! Was 'down with cis' a joke post all along?
yeah, it was a poorly written joke based largely on those "and then the whole bus clapped" sorts of stories
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